Oh my fellow fat-footed friends, do not think I have forsaken you. I hear your feet stomping out in the wilderness! They are calling out for the shoes deserving to cradle your superfantastic feets. Shoes that do not make you look like you spend your weekends playing the nickel-slots in Atlantic City with Doris and Edna, reminiscing about the good old days when Rosie was a riveter and trips to Canada were for pleasure, not prescriptions.
Never you fear! Plumcake will be your sasquatchy style sherpa, snorting around like a particularly glamorous truffle pig, searching high and low for the shoes of quality for the woman who has, as my podiatrist once said “a firm understanding with the ground.”
Here we have his handsome mid-heel “Portal” pump, pictured here in “mushroom.”
and for something completely different: the aptly-named “Sensual” tortoise-shell stiletto.
How sexy librarian are these?! They should come with fake glasses and a rip-away blouse.
A short note about high heels:
Plumcake knows that one woman’s kitten-heel is another woman’s stiletto. Indeed, the girl who walks around like an incontinent geisha in 3″ Blahnik d’orsay’s may very well be the same girl who can do windsprints in 5″ Kors espadrilles. For convenience’s sake, we will use Zappos’ definition of heel heights.
Low Heel: 5/8″ – 1 1/4″
Mid Heel: 1 1/2″ – 2 1/2″
High Heel: 2 3/4″ and up.