Fill in the blank:
I’d rather be fat than ____________.
Francesca cannot wait to see Plumcake’s answer to this Big Question.
October 3, 2007
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Fill in the blank:
I’d rather be fat than ____________.
Francesca cannot wait to see Plumcake’s answer to this Big Question.
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…stupid.
…boring.
…a celebutante.
…powerless.
…starving myself because some one else told me I should.
Comment by lizb — October 3, 2007 @ 12:32 pm
Paris Hilton,
Too hungry to enjoy being pretty,
Talentless,
Unable to eat my own baking.
Comment by Twistie — October 3, 2007 @ 12:48 pm
..skinny and cupcake-less
Comment by La Lopez — October 3, 2007 @ 12:57 pm
…a follower.
…a sycophant.
…vapid.
Comment by K — October 3, 2007 @ 1:08 pm
…unhappy.
Comment by Sarah — October 3, 2007 @ 1:17 pm
…a purchaser and user of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Spray.
Comment by ottermatic — October 3, 2007 @ 1:21 pm
I’d rather be fat than someone who would rather be fat than dead.
Comment by Lindsay — October 3, 2007 @ 1:33 pm
Wait. I totally mixed that up. I blame uh, that thing over there, behind you.
Lemme try again.
I would rather be fat than be someone who would rather be dead than fat.
I think that’s right. I know what i MEAN, but i can’t make it sound right outside of my head. lol.
Comment by Lindsay — October 3, 2007 @ 1:40 pm
sick with cancer, lupus, AIDS or some other affliction.
Comment by Pinkleader — October 3, 2007 @ 1:45 pm
mean
hateful
jealous
judgemental
Comment by Mandy — October 3, 2007 @ 1:47 pm
never eat a pastry
say no to wine and cheese night
be a thoughtless trend follower
Comment by Lexy — October 3, 2007 @ 1:59 pm
not eat the food I enjoy cooking.
not be my own person.
mindlessly follow society/fashion.
pretty and vapid.
Comment by Stacey C. — October 3, 2007 @ 2:07 pm
… pretty and dumb.
… spend all my free time looking at the walls of the gym.
… married to Kevin Federline.
Comment by Jane — October 3, 2007 @ 2:08 pm
. . . be an Olsen twin
. . . be unhappy
. . . be un-super-fantastic!
Comment by Shawna — October 3, 2007 @ 2:56 pm
I’d rather be fat than Republican.
Comment by Maura — October 3, 2007 @ 3:13 pm
…George Bush
…heartless
…stick straight, without curves
:)
Comment by JayKay — October 3, 2007 @ 3:23 pm
…afraid of being fat
Comment by Abigail — October 3, 2007 @ 3:52 pm
…hungry
Comment by jenn — October 3, 2007 @ 4:08 pm
I’d rather be fat than be that bloviating windbag Michael Moore. I’d rather be fat than starving to death from malnutrition. I’d rather be fat than be someone obsessed with their weight.
Comment by Emily Nelson — October 3, 2007 @ 4:36 pm
…than tubular, as is the current fashion
…than actually feel guilty about something so stupid and inconsequential as what food I choose to eat
…than be vain or insecure enough to obsess over the shape of my body
…than believe that only one body type is compatible with good health and a happy life
Comment by Bridey — October 3, 2007 @ 4:58 pm
…fugly.
…have my self-worth be based on my figure.
…be so self-centered I have to spend my life in the gym.
…stupid.
…callous.
…have to buy these curves from a plastic surgeon.
Comment by Sara — October 3, 2007 @ 5:16 pm
…someone who can not CAN NOT comment without bringing up politics. Sheesh.
Comment by Aunt Bub — October 3, 2007 @ 6:22 pm
… unhappy
… hungry
… a stick
Comment by Sophia — October 3, 2007 @ 6:33 pm
…mean
…unhappy
….unhealthy
…a stick insect
Comment by Kimks — October 3, 2007 @ 6:38 pm
anyone other than me…
Comment by CanadianChick — October 3, 2007 @ 7:50 pm
…rude and intolerant.
I once had to make that choice – fat or dead – when I was put on large doses of corticosteroids, which saved my life but put nearly 100 extra pounds on me. I’m here to say I made the sensible decision.
Comment by Lunadog — October 3, 2007 @ 8:17 pm
…Ignorant
…bigoted
…hateful and intolerant
…obsessed with food and weight.
Comment by deja pseu — October 3, 2007 @ 8:22 pm
Better fat than flat!
Comment by Ms. Berry — October 3, 2007 @ 8:57 pm
….plagued with facial hair. Oh wait, the Annalucia has that as well :(
Still, she would rather be fat than:
…mean and crazy (like her mamma)
…unable to put together three sentences without gratuitous political snark (like her sister-in-law)
…unable to enjoy her own cooking
…married to anyone other than the Tedesco
…sick, blind or crippled.
Comment by Annalucia — October 3, 2007 @ 8:58 pm
I’d rather be fat than unable to enjoy my own baking. I’d rather be fat than so bony that I poke my fiance when we cuddle in bed. I’d rather be fat than unhappy. I’d rather be fat than character-less, passion-less, or mindless. I’d rather be fat than obsessed with my looks, how people perceive me, or whether I’ve gained two pounds today.
Comment by Dani — October 3, 2007 @ 9:02 pm
…mean.
…incurious.
…someone else.
Comment by Sniper — October 3, 2007 @ 9:13 pm
I’d rather be fat than stupid, shallow or a boring plastic doll.
Comment by Gauss — October 3, 2007 @ 9:31 pm
skinny.
ugly.
anything else.
Comment by Zenevieva — October 3, 2007 @ 10:32 pm
Word up to Pinkleader and the other smart cookies here; I’d rather be a size 20 who can comfortably run 5km in close to half an hour than thin and very unwell.
…be cruel
…be mean
…feel the need to make anyone feel ugly or lacking because of their size (such as dismissing petite women for being ‘unfeminine’ or ‘easily broken’).
Comment by Margo — October 3, 2007 @ 10:58 pm
miserable.
unloved.
unloveable.
petty, vicious, vindictive.
an A-grade bitch.
intolerant.
self-righteously moralising on every bloody stray calorie that passed another person’s lips.
cranky.
live without peanut butter.
have osteoporosis at 35.
have silicon implants to make me curvier.
Hmmm…feel strongly on this one, so the list can go on for quite a bit.
Comment by shiloh — October 4, 2007 @ 12:58 am
…bulimic, again.
Comment by Jenny — October 4, 2007 @ 9:33 am
…Ann Coulter.
Comment by Toby Wollin — October 4, 2007 @ 9:41 am
…frail.
Comment by Allegro — October 4, 2007 @ 9:50 am
…stupid.
…bigotted.
…mean.
…unhappy.
Comment by Marty52 — October 4, 2007 @ 12:11 pm
…someone else. I like me.
…mean and angry.
…hungry and narcisistic.
…vapid and cruel.
…shallow.
…famous.
…infertile.
…lonely.
…faithless.
…a bad friend.
This is a great exercise. I realize that I would rather be fat and be myself, with all the good things I have, than be skinny and not be me. There isn’t much of myself I would trade just to be skinny, and I didn’t fully know that. Thanks.
Comment by Tracy M — October 4, 2007 @ 12:52 pm
Ditto to Ms. Berry.
I’d rather be fat than flat.
Comment by Laura — October 4, 2007 @ 1:21 pm
…so consumed with a number on a scale or the calories in a cupcake that I don’t have time to fight for the causes that actually matter.
Comment by KellyGirl — October 4, 2007 @ 2:11 pm
I’d rather be fat than uneducated.
Comment by Nettie — October 5, 2007 @ 1:49 pm
Than someone with HIV, after this week’s news…
Comment by Rebecca — October 5, 2007 @ 2:14 pm
…a sorority girl
…a slut
…back in the hospital
…still bulimic
Comment by KJ — October 6, 2007 @ 5:03 pm
… shallow
… butterless
… ugly
… addicted to speed
… unhappy with myself
… coldhearted
… self-absorbed
… stupid
… ignorant
… unloved
… unloving
… a follower
wow This ROCKS.
Comment by cattypex — October 18, 2007 @ 11:23 am
o,So pretty,This is such an amazing series.Love all you website…I’m in such a happy place watching.
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