I do not as a rule find backside billboards to be in the best of taste. While I support both literary pursuits and the heartfelt admiration of my rear-end as separate worthwhile activities, I do not think they ought to be done together. Either one, and perhaps both, will inevitably suffer and heartbreak will ensue.
I think I might change my mind if the subject matter of said literature was a bit more refined. If someone created for me a pair of mid-rise nip-waist dark-rinse bootcuts whose backside featured the whole of say, Browning’s “Sonnets from The Portuguese” (excluding #43 which is just tired, even for pants) I might be tempted to give them a try. But as it is, most of the slogans I’ve come across would fit more appropriately on a hand-lettered cardboard sign held by a man who sold slightly aged greengage plums from the back of his mustard-colored El Camino.
Still, long time internet pal Violet has brought Apple Bottoms jeans –whose plus-size denim can be found under the “Curvy Ladies“– header to my attention with the note that she “had heard good things” about them.
What about you? Do you have an experience, for good or ill, with Apple Bottoms jeans?
Let your fellow big girls know and we won’t just tell you we love you, we will count the ways.