Sunday Caption Madness

October 21, 2007 in Uncategorized with 22 Comments

Hey everybody, it’s time to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness again!

As in the past, I present you with a photograph. Hit me with your best captions for it. Unlike times past, when I return on Saturday I will declare a winner. Your fabulous prize is, well, only bragging rights, but it’s still fun to play.

So here’s the image. Give me a good caption:

Dimestore Valkyrie

Most of all, have fun!

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22 Responses to “Sunday Caption Madness”

  1. Babs October 21, 2007 at 1:42 pm #

    Helga couldn’t quite understand why every party she’d attended that night ended abruptly after she burst into song…..

  2. Diane October 21, 2007 at 2:50 pm #

    “Don’t kill the wabbit!”

  3. teapunk October 21, 2007 at 3:51 pm #

    Vhat do you mean, ‘Madonna wore the exact same bra in the Nineties’?

  4. gemdiva October 21, 2007 at 4:24 pm #

    I’d flash you my boobs for some beads, but I left my can opener home.

  5. Cat October 21, 2007 at 4:36 pm #

    Brunhilda says: “It’s time for the President to go home!”

    (if you can’t see the YouTube piece, go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eDJ3cuXKV4)

  6. Sniper October 21, 2007 at 5:43 pm #

    Huggie-hugs!

  7. g-dog October 21, 2007 at 6:12 pm #

    cold, cold, coLD, COLD!

  8. Jenna October 21, 2007 at 7:00 pm #

    What? No jokes about being “horny”?

  9. dangermouse October 21, 2007 at 7:10 pm #

    Brünnhilde wished she had an infinite number of breasts upon which to mount her lovers’ hats; but alas – she had only the two, so had to choose among her favorites.

  10. perletwo October 21, 2007 at 7:45 pm #

    This is your fairy godmother *points to Disney cartoon* …..And this is your fairy godmother on drugs. Any questions?

  11. Lolo October 21, 2007 at 8:18 pm #

    Tell me my high C is pretty….NOW!

  12. roya October 21, 2007 at 9:43 pm #

    The valkyrie, Sigrun, daughter of Hogni, puts Dagr under a powerful curse after which he is obliged to live on carrion in the woods.

  13. Meg Q October 21, 2007 at 10:32 pm #

    “Siegfried, vat do you mean you cannot vemember vere ze schnitzel-wurst-hofbrauhaus ist? ‘I sought it vas just down from ze jazz club.’ How many jazz clubs are zere in New Orleans??? Dumbkopf! Do you vant me to call down ze wrath of all of mein sisters RIGHT HERE on ze strasse?”

  14. stace October 22, 2007 at 2:13 am #

    80% of women wear the wrong size bra!

  15. Style Spy October 22, 2007 at 9:45 am #

    Seigelinde realizes that her thong underwear must have gotten mixed up in the laundry basket with that of her much-smaller roommate, Ermengard.

  16. Zenevieva October 22, 2007 at 9:47 am #

    “Teutonic Plague”

  17. slownews October 22, 2007 at 10:21 am #

    Owww! I should have gotten the M cup!

  18. Abigail October 22, 2007 at 2:14 pm #

    The horns of a dilemma indeed.

  19. Shawna October 22, 2007 at 3:32 pm #

    “What do you mean, Mardi Gras starts NEXT week?!”

  20. Scandy October 24, 2007 at 3:43 pm #

    “We’re out of potatoes?!”

  21. Kimks October 24, 2007 at 9:29 pm #

    Helga was destined to lead a lonely life, as she suffered from the rare horned breast disorder, and thus ran the risk of impaling all who came close to her. She found solace in singing and collecting beads. Sadly she also was lead to believe that imbibing copious amounts of beer would cure her. The only time she was not looked upon as a circus freak was during Mardi Gras.

  22. QuiteLight October 25, 2007 at 8:28 pm #

    Ultra-Mammary Mega-FemBot, prepare to LAUNCH.