Sunday Caption Madness
By TwistieHey everybody, it’s time to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness again!
As in the past, I present you with a photograph. Hit me with your best captions for it. Unlike times past, when I return on Saturday I will declare a winner. Your fabulous prize is, well, only bragging rights, but it’s still fun to play.
So here’s the image. Give me a good caption:
Most of all, have fun!
October 21st, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Helga couldn’t quite understand why every party she’d attended that night ended abruptly after she burst into song…..
October 21st, 2007 at 2:50 pm
“Don’t kill the wabbit!”
October 21st, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Vhat do you mean, ‘Madonna wore the exact same bra in the Nineties’?
October 21st, 2007 at 4:24 pm
I’d flash you my boobs for some beads, but I left my can opener home.
October 21st, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Brunhilda says: “It’s time for the President to go home!”
(if you can’t see the YouTube piece, go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eDJ3cuXKV4)
October 21st, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Huggie-hugs!
October 21st, 2007 at 6:12 pm
cold, cold, coLD, COLD!
October 21st, 2007 at 7:00 pm
What? No jokes about being “horny”?
October 21st, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Brünnhilde wished she had an infinite number of breasts upon which to mount her lovers’ hats; but alas - she had only the two, so had to choose among her favorites.
October 21st, 2007 at 7:45 pm
This is your fairy godmother *points to Disney cartoon* …..And this is your fairy godmother on drugs. Any questions?
October 21st, 2007 at 8:18 pm
Tell me my high C is pretty….NOW!
October 21st, 2007 at 9:43 pm
The valkyrie, Sigrun, daughter of Hogni, puts Dagr under a powerful curse after which he is obliged to live on carrion in the woods.
October 21st, 2007 at 10:32 pm
“Siegfried, vat do you mean you cannot vemember vere ze schnitzel-wurst-hofbrauhaus ist? ‘I sought it vas just down from ze jazz club.’ How many jazz clubs are zere in New Orleans??? Dumbkopf! Do you vant me to call down ze wrath of all of mein sisters RIGHT HERE on ze strasse?”
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:13 am
80% of women wear the wrong size bra!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:45 am
Seigelinde realizes that her thong underwear must have gotten mixed up in the laundry basket with that of her much-smaller roommate, Ermengard.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:47 am
“Teutonic Plague”
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:21 am
Owww! I should have gotten the M cup!
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:14 pm
The horns of a dilemma indeed.
October 22nd, 2007 at 3:32 pm
“What do you mean, Mardi Gras starts NEXT week?!”
October 24th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
“We’re out of potatoes?!”
October 24th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
Helga was destined to lead a lonely life, as she suffered from the rare horned breast disorder, and thus ran the risk of impaling all who came close to her. She found solace in singing and collecting beads. Sadly she also was lead to believe that imbibing copious amounts of beer would cure her. The only time she was not looked upon as a circus freak was during Mardi Gras.
October 25th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
Ultra-Mammary Mega-FemBot, prepare to LAUNCH.