Last Sunday’s Caption Madness: The Result
You guys, you guys, you…well, you blow me away. Last sunday I presented you with this image:
and you reached deep into your inimitable brains and hit me with more than twenty different – and hilarious – captions for it.
I promised you a winner, and there is one. But before I announce said winner, I have to mention a couple of excellent runners up.
Babs set the bar high with the very first entry:
Helga couldn’t quite understand why every party she’d attended that night ended abruptly after she burst into song…..
and gemdiva nearly accidentally destroyed my beloved eMac with this one when I failed to put my coffee down before reading:
I’d flash you my boobs for some beads, but I left my can opener home.
But in the end, the laurel must go to dangermouse for this brilliant caption:
Brünnhilde wished she had an infinite number of breasts upon which to mount her lovers’ hats; but alas – she had only the two, so had to choose among her favorites.
Not only is it apt and wildly funny, it also manages to be directly body-positive. Dangermouse, I salute you.
As for the rest of you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You made me laugh all week long with your creative responses to my challenge.
I just found this blog last week and feel like I’ve come home. This is hilarious. (deep, happy sigh)
Welcome home, Rosarita! We’re glad you found us. Pull up a chair and have a good time.
Gracias, Twistie :)
May we all have more favorite lovers than breasts :)
Amen, dangermouse! From your keyboard to the universe’s eyes.