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Last Sunday’s Caption Madness: The Result

By Twistie

You guys, you guys, you…well, you blow me away. Last sunday I presented you with this image:

Valkyrie

and you reached deep into your inimitable brains and hit me with more than twenty different – and hilarious – captions for it.

I promised you a winner, and there is one. But before I announce said winner, I have to mention a couple of excellent runners up.

Babs set the bar high with the very first entry:

Helga couldn’t quite understand why every party she’d attended that night ended abruptly after she burst into song…..

and gemdiva nearly accidentally destroyed my beloved eMac with this one when I failed to put my coffee down before reading:

I’d flash you my boobs for some beads, but I left my can opener home.

But in the end, the laurel must go to dangermouse for this brilliant caption:

Brünnhilde wished she had an infinite number of breasts upon which to mount her lovers’ hats; but alas – she had only the two, so had to choose among her favorites.

Not only is it apt and wildly funny, it also manages to be directly body-positive. Dangermouse, I salute you.

As for the rest of you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You made me laugh all week long with your creative responses to my challenge.









5 Responses to “Last Sunday’s Caption Madness: The Result”




  1. rosarita Says:

    I just found this blog last week and feel like I’ve come home. This is hilarious. (deep, happy sigh)




  2. Twistie Says:

    Welcome home, Rosarita! We’re glad you found us. Pull up a chair and have a good time.




  3. dangermouse Says:

    Gracias, Twistie :)

    May we all have more favorite lovers than breasts :)




  4. Twistie Says:

    Amen, dangermouse! From your keyboard to the universe’s eyes.




  5. The Manolo Week in Review » Manolo's Shoe Blog: Shoes, Fashion, Celebrity, and Manolo! Says:

    [...] Twistie… Helga couldn’t quite understand why every party she’d attended that night ended abruptly after she burst into song….. [...]




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