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October 27, 2007

Last Sunday’s Caption Madness: The Result

Filed under: Uncategorized — Twistie @ 11:51 am

You guys, you guys, you…well, you blow me away. Last sunday I presented you with this image:


and you reached deep into your inimitable brains and hit me with more than twenty different – and hilarious – captions for it.

I promised you a winner, and there is one. But before I announce said winner, I have to mention a couple of excellent runners up.

Babs set the bar high with the very first entry:

Helga couldn’t quite understand why every party she’d attended that night ended abruptly after she burst into song…..

and gemdiva nearly accidentally destroyed my beloved eMac with this one when I failed to put my coffee down before reading:

I’d flash you my boobs for some beads, but I left my can opener home.

But in the end, the laurel must go to dangermouse for this brilliant caption:

Brünnhilde wished she had an infinite number of breasts upon which to mount her lovers’ hats; but alas – she had only the two, so had to choose among her favorites.

Not only is it apt and wildly funny, it also manages to be directly body-positive. Dangermouse, I salute you.

As for the rest of you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You made me laugh all week long with your creative responses to my challenge.


  1. I just found this blog last week and feel like I’ve come home. This is hilarious. (deep, happy sigh)

    Comment by rosarita — October 27, 2007 @ 12:55 pm

  2. Welcome home, Rosarita! We’re glad you found us. Pull up a chair and have a good time.

    Comment by Twistie — October 27, 2007 @ 2:11 pm

  3. Gracias, Twistie :)

    May we all have more favorite lovers than breasts :)

    Comment by dangermouse — October 27, 2007 @ 4:32 pm

  4. Amen, dangermouse! From your keyboard to the universe’s eyes.

    Comment by Twistie — October 27, 2007 @ 4:35 pm

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