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Great Scot, Marty! I think we’ve gone too far — how are we supposed to fix a rip in the space/time continum with you as a WOMAN?
(and that was in no way a bash on women not being ‘able’ to do anything — it was a reflection on the time period. If it were up to the hubby and me to fix the rip, I’d do most of the work!)
My lord, that dress is so unbecoming, I can’t bear to look at it. I’ve shut my eyes in disgust!
I shouldn’t, I really shouldn’t, but I can’t help myself…so:
“Oh, Martha, not the flatulence again!”
Elspeth didn’t know what was worse: being forced to take a picture in a dress that was clearly more suited to a pear than her own apple shape or the fact her husband had chosen that day to dress as the bastard child of Albert Einstein and Bill Cosby.
For the first time, Mildred wished that she too was blind.
Cruelly trapped in Earth’s past, Zyrconn could only demolecularize his hair.
Wow. She just looks so sad. I can’t say anything humorous about this pic. It just seems so tragic.
You spin me round like a record, baby, round round round round
Darling, did you really have to have garlic and dried beans before the picture? And don’t fan it my way!