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November 25, 2007

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness

Filed under: Uncategorized — Twistie @ 12:11 pm

You guys know the rules by now. I post a pic, you reply with your best captions, and next Saturday I declare a winner who receives the adulation of an admiring throng. So come on and hit me with your best shot for this priceless photo:



  1. Russell thinks he’ll be able to put the hat on after one more beer.

    Comment by Henny Penny — November 25, 2007 @ 3:08 pm

  2. Happy Happy Eraserhead Day was much more popular that its critics had expected, but it was certainly no threat to Octoberfest.

    Comment by Sniper — November 25, 2007 @ 4:12 pm

  3. All of the people in the class action lawsuit against a well known hair coloring company met to discuss the terms of the proposed settlement for the defective new product “Big & Blonde in One Easy Step”……

    Comment by Jennie — November 25, 2007 @ 5:29 pm

  4. While Bill had enjoyed hanging with his Sister-Wives and Brother-Husbands up at the compound, until now he had secretly suspected that the whole “Mothership
    business was a crock of hooey.

    Comment by Hulk — November 25, 2007 @ 5:38 pm

  5. Marge Simpson did not feel like an outsider anymore.

    Comment by Sophia — November 25, 2007 @ 6:37 pm

  6. Another space-y day at the latest Star Trek convention!

    Comment by redneckprincess — November 25, 2007 @ 7:18 pm

  7. All hail the Pink and Green! The overlord will be pleased.

    Comment by Idalin — November 25, 2007 @ 11:16 pm

  8. looks like lili pulitzer was having a special sale today!!!!

    Comment by vicki — November 25, 2007 @ 11:20 pm

  9. Jim was disappointed to realize that once again, everybody in the room was brighter than him.

    Comment by La Petite Acadienne — November 25, 2007 @ 11:51 pm

  10. Nigel was troubled. He had ached to be invited to the tea cozy party, and yet – was it just him, or was his tea cozy smaller than everyone else’s?

    Comment by Elizabeth — November 26, 2007 @ 12:06 am

  11. It was then that it hit him with absolute clarity. Fred knew deep in his heart that he had been born a pink.

    Comment by Lisa — November 26, 2007 @ 8:38 am

  12. The conehead synchronized swimming team prepares to suit up for the big match.

    Comment by Lolo — November 26, 2007 @ 11:13 am

  13. Is was a nice change to have the condom convention held in Milwaukee rather than Japan this year.

    Comment by nerdybookworm — November 26, 2007 @ 11:45 am

  14. “I just don’t get it. They looked SO good on the runway!”

    Comment by Despina — November 26, 2007 @ 2:46 pm

  15. And the Sneetches got really quite smart on that day. The day they decided that Sneetches are Sneetches. And no kind of Sneetch is the best on the beaches. That day, all the Sneetches forgot about hats and whether They had pink, blue, or whatnot upon thats. There they stood, all the Sneetches, Their fun hats all akimbo. And not one of Them thought, “I wish I looked like a bimbo…”

    Comment by dangermouse — November 27, 2007 @ 12:44 am

  16. Mark wrinkled his nose in disgust, apparently he had drawn the short straw and got the only used condom hat in the entire party.

    Comment by Chloe — November 27, 2007 @ 12:01 pm

  17. The hopefuls waiting to audition for the role of Captain Kirk’s new love interest were starting to think this episode was very poorly written.

    Comment by gemdiva — November 27, 2007 @ 12:03 pm

  18. Unfortunately, the offspring of Munchkins were much larger than their parents, and were forced to leave Munchkinland. “Muchkinland Memories Day” was often too sad for Jeremy to bear.

    Comment by kayaitch — November 27, 2007 @ 8:41 pm

  19. Auditions for Eraserhead: The Musical had drawn far more auditionees than Chris had expected… suddenly, he began to wonder if he had what it took to make it in this crazy business…

    Comment by Belle — November 28, 2007 @ 3:34 am

  20. Bob realizes he just doesn’t have what it takes to join the B-52’s.

    Comment by LeAnn — November 29, 2007 @ 2:40 pm

  21. Passing through and wanted to tell you I enjoyed my stay

    Comment by Jessica — January 9, 2008 @ 1:23 am

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