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I am Bulldog! King of the…uh, bulldogs. Honor me with presents. That I shall chew into oblivion!
Raymond didn’t know that his recently adopted dog was an alumnus of the Michael Vic obedience academy, but he was about to find out.
George thought – later, as he put peroxide on the dog bites – that it was his own fault for wanting to give his wife beef jerkey for Christmas.
I will not give up until I’ve eaten every single Godiva chocolate in that box!
Later, Gus regretted not asking someone with opposable thumbs for help with the wrapping.
Daddy NOOOOOO! I cannot let you give this…. It is BAAADDD! Cheap Shoes!!! GRRRRRRR! Mommy wants Manolosssss!
“Hand over the Crocs, and nobody gets bitten!”
What this Max the Boxer’s owner didn’t know was that Max had once trained with the great Mike Tyson…
No You Dang Fool, She said Blue Box, White Bow, not Red Box Gold Bow