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January 6, 2008

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness

Filed under: Uncategorized — Twistie @ 6:32 pm

You all know how it works. I post a pic, you send in your best captions, and next saturday, I declare a winner. So take a look at this one:

Fatwomanand get your snark on.

Ready…set…GO!

28 Comments

  1. “Whaddaya think…does this cape my my a55 look big??”

    Comment by Babs — January 6, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

  2. I must admit that I admire her confidence.

    Comment by SparklieSunShine — January 6, 2008 @ 7:27 pm

  3. Candice figured that if she wore a mask, her straight-laced husband would never know that she had gone behind his back to join the “Create a Superhero Contest” at the local sci-fi convention.

    Comment by Francesca — January 6, 2008 @ 7:31 pm

  4. Do these Spanx come in red?

    Comment by Sophia — January 6, 2008 @ 7:34 pm

  5. Although Felicia still had many issues to work through with her therapist, lacking a positive body image was definitely not one of them.

    Comment by gemdiva — January 6, 2008 @ 7:57 pm

  6. The Mystery Men were only too pleased to admit Fatulous to their ranks.

    Comment by Sniper — January 6, 2008 @ 9:22 pm

  7. Zatfiga paused a moment after defeating her nemesis, Karl Trollgerfield, and savoured the taste of victory.

    Comment by Margo — January 6, 2008 @ 10:36 pm

  8. “…and if I lose the cape, my upper arm flags will still provide me the power of flight.”

    Comment by Arlene — January 7, 2008 @ 2:17 am

  9. Fabulously full-figured Fannie flies fancifully for a fantasmically fun future!

    Comment by fantasmicalfrankie — January 7, 2008 @ 3:00 am

  10. Fabulously full-figured Fannie flies fancifully for a fantasmical future!

    Comment by fantasmicalfrankie — January 7, 2008 @ 3:02 am

  11. Feisty Finestra stared convention squarely in the face, found it wanting, chewed it up and spat it out. Finis.

    Comment by shiloh — January 7, 2008 @ 10:16 am

  12. Why, yes, the “F” does stand for fashionista!

    Comment by Jenn — January 7, 2008 @ 10:33 am

  13. Putting the “super” into “super-Fantastic!”

    Comment by Marvel — January 7, 2008 @ 11:35 am

  14. I was going to enter but who can beat Marvel???

    Comment by Jennie — January 7, 2008 @ 12:44 pm

  15. Finally, the one person who looks confident and strong enough to end world poverty and bring about world peace.

    Comment by Christine — January 7, 2008 @ 2:15 pm

  16. Super Fabulous Francis says “F**k your fascist beauty standards Anna Wintour!!”

    Comment by Alexandra — January 7, 2008 @ 2:26 pm

  17. As she posed for the pap’s, Flora wondered if anyone noticed her OTHER super power – the ability to match her cape, boots, AND eyeshadow in the same exact shade of turquise.

    Comment by Leah — January 7, 2008 @ 3:30 pm

  18. I think she’s fantastic — and so is Christine’s caption!

    Comment by Bridey — January 7, 2008 @ 3:38 pm

  19. OMG, I’m totally in love with her attitude!

    Comment by Lunadog — January 7, 2008 @ 4:48 pm

  20. Like many wallflowers, Super Fantastic used clothing as a disguise.

    Comment by katana — January 7, 2008 @ 4:50 pm

  21. You have got to admire a woman who truly owns her own look- The big question is- where can I get those boots?

    Comment by Kimks — January 8, 2008 @ 12:44 am

  22. “Yes, Drill Sergeant, my military secret code name IS ‘Fairy’ and I am here to serve and protect our country (they’ll never know what hit ’em) at your command, you big fellow, you!”

    Comment by Carol — January 8, 2008 @ 12:17 pm

  23. “Meet the newest American Gladiator – Feisty!”

    Comment by Dowdydiva — January 8, 2008 @ 12:57 pm

  24. Like any good superheroine, Fattasticah always wore a mask in public; she didn’t want to risk exposing too much.

    Comment by The Dot — January 8, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

  25. Dreaded eighth grade algebra teacher Mrs. Conklin returns in a nightmare, thundering from on high: DID You FORGET how to FACTOR an EQUATION?!!

    “Oh no, I did, please forgive me, forgive me, cast me not into the pit of remedial ninth grade algebra!”

    Comment by slownews — January 8, 2008 @ 11:39 pm

  26. The small man holding the camera quailed as she turned around to face him. “I’m sorry,” she said forbiddingly, “but I’m afraid spandex is a *right* not a privilege.”

    Comment by megaera — January 10, 2008 @ 7:00 pm

  27. I R WOOOMAAANNNNN

    Comment by leymoo — January 11, 2008 @ 10:12 am

  28. “You got a problem with my costume??”

    Comment by Gauss — January 12, 2008 @ 11:42 am

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