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Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness | Manolo for the Big Girl

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness

You all know how it works. I post a pic, you send in your best captions, and next saturday, I declare a winner. So take a look at this one:

Fatwomanand get your snark on.


28 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness”

  1. Babs January 6, 2008 at 7:14 pm #

    “Whaddaya think…does this cape my my a55 look big??”

  2. SparklieSunShine January 6, 2008 at 7:27 pm #

    I must admit that I admire her confidence.

  3. Francesca January 6, 2008 at 7:31 pm #

    Candice figured that if she wore a mask, her straight-laced husband would never know that she had gone behind his back to join the “Create a Superhero Contest” at the local sci-fi convention.

  4. Sophia January 6, 2008 at 7:34 pm #

    Do these Spanx come in red?

  5. gemdiva January 6, 2008 at 7:57 pm #

    Although Felicia still had many issues to work through with her therapist, lacking a positive body image was definitely not one of them.

  6. Sniper January 6, 2008 at 9:22 pm #

    The Mystery Men were only too pleased to admit Fatulous to their ranks.

  7. Margo January 6, 2008 at 10:36 pm #

    Zatfiga paused a moment after defeating her nemesis, Karl Trollgerfield, and savoured the taste of victory.

  8. Arlene January 7, 2008 at 2:17 am #

    “…and if I lose the cape, my upper arm flags will still provide me the power of flight.”

  9. fantasmicalfrankie January 7, 2008 at 3:00 am #

    Fabulously full-figured Fannie flies fancifully for a fantasmically fun future!

  10. fantasmicalfrankie January 7, 2008 at 3:02 am #

    Fabulously full-figured Fannie flies fancifully for a fantasmical future!

  11. shiloh January 7, 2008 at 10:16 am #

    Feisty Finestra stared convention squarely in the face, found it wanting, chewed it up and spat it out. Finis.

  12. Jenn January 7, 2008 at 10:33 am #

    Why, yes, the “F” does stand for fashionista!

  13. Marvel January 7, 2008 at 11:35 am #

    Putting the “super” into “super-Fantastic!”

  14. Jennie January 7, 2008 at 12:44 pm #

    I was going to enter but who can beat Marvel???

  15. Christine January 7, 2008 at 2:15 pm #

    Finally, the one person who looks confident and strong enough to end world poverty and bring about world peace.

  16. Alexandra January 7, 2008 at 2:26 pm #

    Super Fabulous Francis says “F**k your fascist beauty standards Anna Wintour!!”

  17. Leah January 7, 2008 at 3:30 pm #

    As she posed for the pap’s, Flora wondered if anyone noticed her OTHER super power – the ability to match her cape, boots, AND eyeshadow in the same exact shade of turquise.

  18. Bridey January 7, 2008 at 3:38 pm #

    I think she’s fantastic — and so is Christine’s caption!

  19. Lunadog January 7, 2008 at 4:48 pm #

    OMG, I’m totally in love with her attitude!

  20. katana January 7, 2008 at 4:50 pm #

    Like many wallflowers, Super Fantastic used clothing as a disguise.

  21. Kimks January 8, 2008 at 12:44 am #

    You have got to admire a woman who truly owns her own look- The big question is- where can I get those boots?

  22. Carol January 8, 2008 at 12:17 pm #

    “Yes, Drill Sergeant, my military secret code name IS ‘Fairy’ and I am here to serve and protect our country (they’ll never know what hit ’em) at your command, you big fellow, you!”

  23. Dowdydiva January 8, 2008 at 12:57 pm #

    “Meet the newest American Gladiator – Feisty!”

  24. The Dot January 8, 2008 at 11:04 pm #

    Like any good superheroine, Fattasticah always wore a mask in public; she didn’t want to risk exposing too much.

  25. slownews January 8, 2008 at 11:39 pm #

    Dreaded eighth grade algebra teacher Mrs. Conklin returns in a nightmare, thundering from on high: DID You FORGET how to FACTOR an EQUATION?!!

    “Oh no, I did, please forgive me, forgive me, cast me not into the pit of remedial ninth grade algebra!”

  26. megaera January 10, 2008 at 7:00 pm #

    The small man holding the camera quailed as she turned around to face him. “I’m sorry,” she said forbiddingly, “but I’m afraid spandex is a *right* not a privilege.”

  27. leymoo January 11, 2008 at 10:12 am #


  28. Gauss January 12, 2008 at 11:42 am #

    “You got a problem with my costume??”