Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness
You all know how it works. I post a pic, you send in your best captions, and next saturday, I declare a winner. So take a look at this one:
and get your snark on.
Ready…set…GO!
You all know how it works. I post a pic, you send in your best captions, and next saturday, I declare a winner. So take a look at this one:
and get your snark on.
Ready…set…GO!
“Whaddaya think…does this cape my my a55 look big??”
I must admit that I admire her confidence.
Candice figured that if she wore a mask, her straight-laced husband would never know that she had gone behind his back to join the “Create a Superhero Contest” at the local sci-fi convention.
Do these Spanx come in red?
Although Felicia still had many issues to work through with her therapist, lacking a positive body image was definitely not one of them.
The Mystery Men were only too pleased to admit Fatulous to their ranks.
Zatfiga paused a moment after defeating her nemesis, Karl Trollgerfield, and savoured the taste of victory.
“…and if I lose the cape, my upper arm flags will still provide me the power of flight.”
Fabulously full-figured Fannie flies fancifully for a fantasmically fun future!
Fabulously full-figured Fannie flies fancifully for a fantasmical future!
Feisty Finestra stared convention squarely in the face, found it wanting, chewed it up and spat it out. Finis.
Why, yes, the “F” does stand for fashionista!
Putting the “super” into “super-Fantastic!”
I was going to enter but who can beat Marvel???
Finally, the one person who looks confident and strong enough to end world poverty and bring about world peace.
Super Fabulous Francis says “F**k your fascist beauty standards Anna Wintour!!”
As she posed for the pap’s, Flora wondered if anyone noticed her OTHER super power – the ability to match her cape, boots, AND eyeshadow in the same exact shade of turquise.
I think she’s fantastic — and so is Christine’s caption!
OMG, I’m totally in love with her attitude!
Like many wallflowers, Super Fantastic used clothing as a disguise.
You have got to admire a woman who truly owns her own look- The big question is- where can I get those boots?
“Yes, Drill Sergeant, my military secret code name IS ‘Fairy’ and I am here to serve and protect our country (they’ll never know what hit ‘em) at your command, you big fellow, you!”
“Meet the newest American Gladiator – Feisty!”
Like any good superheroine, Fattasticah always wore a mask in public; she didn’t want to risk exposing too much.
Dreaded eighth grade algebra teacher Mrs. Conklin returns in a nightmare, thundering from on high: DID You FORGET how to FACTOR an EQUATION?!!
“Oh no, I did, please forgive me, forgive me, cast me not into the pit of remedial ninth grade algebra!”
The small man holding the camera quailed as she turned around to face him. “I’m sorry,” she said forbiddingly, “but I’m afraid spandex is a *right* not a privilege.”
I R WOOOMAAANNNNN
“You got a problem with my costume??”