Comments on: Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness

By: Carrie

Carrie — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:46:28 +0000

“When I find out who stole my laxatives!!”

By: rj

rj — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:15:51 +0000

Unfortunately Maria ran out of the Von Trapp’s curtains and had to fashion a top from an Italian tablecloth. Lisette decided to glower instead of singing.

By: StevenIga

StevenIga — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:41:30 +0000

Mad for plaid! That explains the angry face.

By: Miss Louisa

Miss Louisa — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:40:40 +0000

Miss Scarlett was told to leave her mothers fine linens alone after she had destoyed the lovely velvet drapes. Then she whacked her sister to make sure she wouldn’t be at all pretty when Mr. Kennedy came calling.

By: Nessje

Nessje — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:45:03 +0000

Ludmillia’s plan for male mind control:
Look into my eyes, looook into my eyyeeees….
No?
Look at my skirt, loooook at my skiiiiiirt….
Still no?
See through my blouse, seeeeeee through my blooooouse….
Yes!

By: slownews

slownews — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:39:50 +0000

Unfortunately, Wal-Mart was all out of plaid bras.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:04:08 +0000

Contrary to my nipples, me so sad.

By: megaera

megaera — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:17:22 +0000

They all thought she was upset about the clothing, but what they didn’t know was that as soon as the dresser removed the neckcloth, her head fell off.

By: Despina

Despina — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:59:57 +0000

“My designer went to Fashion Week and all I got was this lousy … this lousy … okay, what the hell AM I wearing here? Man, I gotta get off the smack.”

By: Dowdydiva

Dowdydiva — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:03:47 +0000

This is the last time I let a colorblind magpie style my clothes, and a racoon do my makeup.