Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Shocking Edition
By TwistieHey ho, everyone! I think everyone here knows how this game is played. For those who are new, though, here are the rules.
On sunday, I post a picture. You all post your best, pithiest, silliest captions to go with it. Next saturday, I declare a winner and we all dance for joy…or whoever wins this time.
So take a look at this and hit me with your best shot.
Ready…set…snark!
February 24th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Ouch! Can’t you tell the holes are two different sizes?
February 24th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Hey baby, wanna do the Electric Slide?
February 24th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
tim and julie often shocked strangers with their need to flaunt their electric relationship, a tendency that polarized their closest friends.
February 24th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Marriage: Unplugged.
February 24th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
The very latest in strap-ons…electrify that special lady in your life!
February 24th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
As John wrapped the cord around his neck, he was glad Jennifer was there to revive him if the autoerotic asphyxiation went awry.
(i’m sorry…is that to dirty?)
February 24th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Agh! “too” dirty!
February 24th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Although they attempted to put a brave face on it, Tom and Janice were devastated at only placing third in the local pub’s couples Halloween costume contest.
February 25th, 2008 at 2:49 am
After numerous failed attempts, Joanie finally found a way for Chachi to put peg A into slot B.
February 25th, 2008 at 3:05 am
You ask me how mismatched one relationship could be? She was 220, he was 140 - that’s how much, my loves…..
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Janice had been with a Rabbi and a Mason before, so this particular apron didn’t disturb her as much as it might have had she not been so electrified upon their first meeting.
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AC/DC? No WAY! That’s your favorite band too?????
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February 25th, 2008 at 4:12 am
Charades: Richard and June decided costumes would make it easier to have “the talk” with their kids.
February 25th, 2008 at 7:08 am
“Plug me in Scotty” , with apologies to Star Trek.
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You light up my life?
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Honey, you pins are out of alignment. No wonder there’s no spark!
February 25th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
What we have between us, darling, is electric…
February 25th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
It would probably shock you if you knew how we first got together.
February 26th, 2008 at 12:25 am
Carl’s friend’s weren’t sure whether to congratulate him or clue in his wife to what the term “socket set” typically meant.
February 28th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Based on everyone’s advice, Amp finally had to admit she was never going to attract a 3 prong grounded kind of guy so she decided to settle for Watt, the only old fashioned 2 prong guy around. If only he wasn’t so shockingly happy about it all…
February 29th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
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