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February 24, 2008

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Shocking Edition

Filed under: Uncategorized — Twistie @ 11:17 am

Hey ho, everyone! I think everyone here knows how this game is played. For those who are new, though, here are the rules.

On sunday, I post a picture. You all post your best, pithiest, silliest captions to go with it. Next saturday, I declare a winner and we all dance for joy…or whoever wins this time.

So take a look at this and hit me with your best shot.

Socket and Plug Costumes

Ready…set…snark!

17 Comments

  1. Ouch! Can’t you tell the holes are two different sizes?

    Comment by queenofalot1 — February 24, 2008 @ 12:00 pm

  2. Hey baby, wanna do the Electric Slide?

    Comment by VerseFameBeauty — February 24, 2008 @ 1:00 pm

  3. tim and julie often shocked strangers with their need to flaunt their electric relationship, a tendency that polarized their closest friends.

    Comment by amy — February 24, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

  4. Marriage: Unplugged.

    Comment by thepinkeminence — February 24, 2008 @ 2:30 pm

  5. The very latest in strap-ons…electrify that special lady in your life!

    Comment by jenn — February 24, 2008 @ 2:35 pm

  6. As John wrapped the cord around his neck, he was glad Jennifer was there to revive him if the autoerotic asphyxiation went awry.

    (i’m sorry…is that to dirty?)

    Comment by kristin — February 24, 2008 @ 5:10 pm

  7. Agh! “too” dirty!

    Comment by kristin — February 24, 2008 @ 5:10 pm

  8. Although they attempted to put a brave face on it, Tom and Janice were devastated at only placing third in the local pub’s couples Halloween costume contest.

    Comment by slownews — February 24, 2008 @ 10:33 pm

  9. After numerous failed attempts, Joanie finally found a way for Chachi to put peg A into slot B.

    Comment by Jen — February 25, 2008 @ 2:49 am

  10. You ask me how mismatched one relationship could be? She was 220, he was 140 – that’s how much, my loves…..

    ******

    Janice had been with a Rabbi and a Mason before, so this particular apron didn’t disturb her as much as it might have had she not been so electrified upon their first meeting.

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    AC/DC? No WAY! That’s your favorite band too?????

    ******

    Comment by HurricaneDeck — February 25, 2008 @ 3:05 am

  11. Charades: Richard and June decided costumes would make it easier to have “the talk” with their kids.

    Comment by katana — February 25, 2008 @ 4:12 am

  12. “Plug me in Scotty” , with apologies to Star Trek.

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    You light up my life?

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    Honey, you pins are out of alignment. No wonder there’s no spark!

    Comment by shiloh — February 25, 2008 @ 7:08 am

  13. What we have between us, darling, is electric…

    Comment by Dowdydiva — February 25, 2008 @ 3:23 pm

  14. It would probably shock you if you knew how we first got together.

    Comment by Dowdydiva — February 25, 2008 @ 3:24 pm

  15. Carl’s friend’s weren’t sure whether to congratulate him or clue in his wife to what the term “socket set” typically meant.

    Comment by Nony Mouse — February 26, 2008 @ 12:25 am

  16. Based on everyone’s advice, Amp finally had to admit she was never going to attract a 3 prong grounded kind of guy so she decided to settle for Watt, the only old fashioned 2 prong guy around. If only he wasn’t so shockingly happy about it all…

    Comment by Jennie — February 28, 2008 @ 11:14 pm

  17. Great message.
    I know you will surf on my website..
    Thanks

    Comment by Fashion Models Agencies — February 29, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

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