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Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Shocking Edition | Manolo for the Big Girl

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Shocking Edition

Hey ho, everyone! I think everyone here knows how this game is played. For those who are new, though, here are the rules.

On sunday, I post a picture. You all post your best, pithiest, silliest captions to go with it. Next saturday, I declare a winner and we all dance for joy…or whoever wins this time.

So take a look at this and hit me with your best shot.

Socket and Plug Costumes

Ready…set…snark!

17 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Shocking Edition”

  1. queenofalot1 February 24, 2008 at 12:00 pm #

    Ouch! Can’t you tell the holes are two different sizes?

  2. VerseFameBeauty February 24, 2008 at 1:00 pm #

    Hey baby, wanna do the Electric Slide?

  3. amy February 24, 2008 at 1:04 pm #

    tim and julie often shocked strangers with their need to flaunt their electric relationship, a tendency that polarized their closest friends.

  4. thepinkeminence February 24, 2008 at 2:30 pm #

    Marriage: Unplugged.

  5. jenn February 24, 2008 at 2:35 pm #

    The very latest in strap-ons…electrify that special lady in your life!

  6. kristin February 24, 2008 at 5:10 pm #

    As John wrapped the cord around his neck, he was glad Jennifer was there to revive him if the autoerotic asphyxiation went awry.

    (i’m sorry…is that to dirty?)

  7. kristin February 24, 2008 at 5:10 pm #

    Agh! “too” dirty!

  8. slownews February 24, 2008 at 10:33 pm #

    Although they attempted to put a brave face on it, Tom and Janice were devastated at only placing third in the local pub’s couples Halloween costume contest.

  9. Jen February 25, 2008 at 2:49 am #

    After numerous failed attempts, Joanie finally found a way for Chachi to put peg A into slot B.

  10. HurricaneDeck February 25, 2008 at 3:05 am #

    You ask me how mismatched one relationship could be? She was 220, he was 140 – that’s how much, my loves…..

    ******

    Janice had been with a Rabbi and a Mason before, so this particular apron didn’t disturb her as much as it might have had she not been so electrified upon their first meeting.

    ******

    AC/DC? No WAY! That’s your favorite band too?????

    ******

  11. katana February 25, 2008 at 4:12 am #

    Charades: Richard and June decided costumes would make it easier to have “the talk” with their kids.

  12. shiloh February 25, 2008 at 7:08 am #

    “Plug me in Scotty” , with apologies to Star Trek.

    **

    You light up my life?

    **

    Honey, you pins are out of alignment. No wonder there’s no spark!

  13. Dowdydiva February 25, 2008 at 3:23 pm #

    What we have between us, darling, is electric…

  14. Dowdydiva February 25, 2008 at 3:24 pm #

    It would probably shock you if you knew how we first got together.

  15. Nony Mouse February 26, 2008 at 12:25 am #

    Carl’s friend’s weren’t sure whether to congratulate him or clue in his wife to what the term “socket set” typically meant.

  16. Jennie February 28, 2008 at 11:14 pm #

    Based on everyone’s advice, Amp finally had to admit she was never going to attract a 3 prong grounded kind of guy so she decided to settle for Watt, the only old fashioned 2 prong guy around. If only he wasn’t so shockingly happy about it all…

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