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February 24, 2008

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Shocking Edition

Filed under: Uncategorized — Twistie @ 11:17 am

Hey ho, everyone! I think everyone here knows how this game is played. For those who are new, though, here are the rules.

On sunday, I post a picture. You all post your best, pithiest, silliest captions to go with it. Next saturday, I declare a winner and we all dance for joy…or whoever wins this time.

So take a look at this and hit me with your best shot.

Socket and Plug Costumes



  1. Ouch! Can’t you tell the holes are two different sizes?

    Comment by queenofalot1 — February 24, 2008 @ 12:00 pm

  2. Hey baby, wanna do the Electric Slide?

    Comment by VerseFameBeauty — February 24, 2008 @ 1:00 pm

  3. tim and julie often shocked strangers with their need to flaunt their electric relationship, a tendency that polarized their closest friends.

    Comment by amy — February 24, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

  4. Marriage: Unplugged.

    Comment by thepinkeminence — February 24, 2008 @ 2:30 pm

  5. The very latest in strap-ons…electrify that special lady in your life!

    Comment by jenn — February 24, 2008 @ 2:35 pm

  6. As John wrapped the cord around his neck, he was glad Jennifer was there to revive him if the autoerotic asphyxiation went awry.

    (i’m sorry…is that to dirty?)

    Comment by kristin — February 24, 2008 @ 5:10 pm

  7. Agh! “too” dirty!

    Comment by kristin — February 24, 2008 @ 5:10 pm

  8. Although they attempted to put a brave face on it, Tom and Janice were devastated at only placing third in the local pub’s couples Halloween costume contest.

    Comment by slownews — February 24, 2008 @ 10:33 pm

  9. After numerous failed attempts, Joanie finally found a way for Chachi to put peg A into slot B.

    Comment by Jen — February 25, 2008 @ 2:49 am

  10. You ask me how mismatched one relationship could be? She was 220, he was 140 – that’s how much, my loves…..


    Janice had been with a Rabbi and a Mason before, so this particular apron didn’t disturb her as much as it might have had she not been so electrified upon their first meeting.


    AC/DC? No WAY! That’s your favorite band too?????


    Comment by HurricaneDeck — February 25, 2008 @ 3:05 am

  11. Charades: Richard and June decided costumes would make it easier to have “the talk” with their kids.

    Comment by katana — February 25, 2008 @ 4:12 am

  12. “Plug me in Scotty” , with apologies to Star Trek.


    You light up my life?


    Honey, you pins are out of alignment. No wonder there’s no spark!

    Comment by shiloh — February 25, 2008 @ 7:08 am

  13. What we have between us, darling, is electric…

    Comment by Dowdydiva — February 25, 2008 @ 3:23 pm

  14. It would probably shock you if you knew how we first got together.

    Comment by Dowdydiva — February 25, 2008 @ 3:24 pm

  15. Carl’s friend’s weren’t sure whether to congratulate him or clue in his wife to what the term “socket set” typically meant.

    Comment by Nony Mouse — February 26, 2008 @ 12:25 am

  16. Based on everyone’s advice, Amp finally had to admit she was never going to attract a 3 prong grounded kind of guy so she decided to settle for Watt, the only old fashioned 2 prong guy around. If only he wasn’t so shockingly happy about it all…

    Comment by Jennie — February 28, 2008 @ 11:14 pm

  17. Great message.
    I know you will surf on my website..

    Comment by Fashion Models Agencies — February 29, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

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