Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The High Fashion Edition
Yes, it’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! This time the image is lifted from the classiest(?) of catwalks for your snarking pleasure. You all know the rules by now: I post a picture, you reply with your best punchlines, and next saturday, I will declare a winner. So take a look at this one, and hit me with your best shots:
Ready…set…snark!
I can’t snark!! I hate the dress, the hair and the look on her face, but she has the most perfect body ever! (I know, I know… but that’s how I feel.)
How can one snark Crystal Renn walking the runway for Jean-Paul Gaultier??? I drool. She looks gorgeous! I was so proud to see a plus size model walking the Gaultier catwalk.
Here’s another of Gaultier escorting her down the runway:
http://www.vogue.co.uk/shows/photos/Default.aspx?showID=2828&type=show&pageNo=3
Lydia proudly displays the mother of all tattoos.
My god the curves on her! GORGEOUS.
Nonetheless: “Sylvia soon realized why edible flowers made a better salad than a ball gown. Especially at the Horse Guards’ Ball.”
Not everyone appreciated the Borg Queen’s new spring floral theme…
It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature.
Jenna, having forgot her ballgown, compromised with what she had- 30 pairs of Hanes Sandelfoot Golden Tan stockings, and a plethora of plastic flowers someone had left behind from the craft fair the day before. No one was more suprised than she when she took home the Miss Utah Cow Queen crown that night.
Amy Winehouse is looking better.
Now that’s one garden they should have kept secret.
The boys could not believe what the tornado had blown in.
FTD unveils it’s new delivery service.
Curses. Its.
Pantyhose, plastic, and glitter… how could this look possibly be wrong?
Once her bloodshot eyes and tequila-addled brain adjusted to the bright morning sunshine, Amelia slowly became conscious to the horror that she was the latest hazing victim of the Westchase Ladies’ Floral Society.
Daphne began to suspect that “roll in the hay” did not mean what she thought it meant…
(damn she’s hot)
She looks like a vertical taco that tastes like potpourri and nylons.
There’s bed head … and then there’s flower bed head.
Cornucopia: You’re doing it wrong
The Emperor thought his new clothes were wonderful, not realizing that they were invisible. The Empress on the otherhand, thought that accessorizing her ensemble with a nice corsage would bring out her eyes. The crowd was most disappointed.
After a long night of passionate lovemaking in the flower bed, Venus got up and hunted down the guy who had promised to bring her croissants, coffee and the newspaper and then finally having a decent breakfast after she ripped his throat out.
(And, honestly: I think she looks gorgeous!)
Eve decided if she was getting kicked out of the garden, at least she was going in style…
The name of this season’s show is Barnyard Couture.
She was covered in candy foil, but she promised anyone who dared to unwrap her a helluva surprise.
Jennie!! That’s brilliant! You have my vote :)
Lily was angered to learn from the SCA Historical Accuracy Committee that tulle was considered an anachronism and would not be allowed at the Joust.
Oh.My.Dear.God!
Fashion Tip #26: Place flowers strategically to bring out your hips.
Good heavens. Yes, it’s a deeply silly dress, but she’s just too gorgeous to snark on!
She walked away from the hay ride knowing her dress had indeed made the best use of the left-over Mexican parade flowers, and that her Priscilla beehive surely balanced out the look.
Caught without her wand, Bellatrix Lestrange was hit with the “full floral body-bind” curse. (Omniflorum petrificum!)
Note to self: Miracle Gro makes a lousy shower gel.
Sorry Twistie, I think this one is not really snarkable (is that a word lol). She makes this dress look fantastic.
I can snark with the best of them (I almost got kicked out of a show at New York Fashion Week for laughing at the outfits) but this one..and the one of the woman in the red and turquoise outfit…missed the mark. There’s so much bad fashion out there so why chose these two?
Sorry, maybe I’m just being crabby.
schnarf. jennie up there already talked about eve, but here’s another…
Eve underestimated her punishment for eating the apple.
It wasn’t the hummingbirds she minded so much as the bees.
When pinata makers go bad.
Rhonda realized that being a “late bloomer” was not what it was cracked up to be.
Rhonda realized being a “late bloomer” was not what it was cracked up to be.
Amy Winehouse gets healthy and is crowned queen of the May? ;)
Inspiration for drag queens everywhere.
The dress and the girl are gorgeous! Thank you for sharing — I have a new ideal photo for my wall.
Mildred’s granddaughters were scandalized by the what the photographer’s vaunted ‘colorization’ process did to her old wedding day pictures.
Mama Earth finds your lack of planet care disturbing, Commander …
(Seriously, though, love the Crystal Renn. Also, Jennie rocks.)