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March 9, 2008

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The High Fashion Edition

Filed under: Uncategorized — Twistie @ 11:45 am

Yes, it’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! This time the image is lifted from the classiest(?) of catwalks for your snarking pleasure. You all know the rules by now: I post a picture, you reply with your best punchlines, and next saturday, I will declare a winner. So take a look at this one, and hit me with your best shots:

Gautiet No Pants



  1. I can’t snark!! I hate the dress, the hair and the look on her face, but she has the most perfect body ever! (I know, I know… but that’s how I feel.)

    Comment by Jen — March 9, 2008 @ 1:02 pm

  2. How can one snark Crystal Renn walking the runway for Jean-Paul Gaultier??? I drool. She looks gorgeous! I was so proud to see a plus size model walking the Gaultier catwalk.

    Here’s another of Gaultier escorting her down the runway:

    Comment by Angel — March 9, 2008 @ 3:01 pm

  3. Lydia proudly displays the mother of all tattoos.

    Comment by gemdiva — March 9, 2008 @ 3:07 pm

  4. My god the curves on her! GORGEOUS.

    Nonetheless: “Sylvia soon realized why edible flowers made a better salad than a ball gown. Especially at the Horse Guards’ Ball.”

    Comment by Wendy — March 9, 2008 @ 5:21 pm

  5. Not everyone appreciated the Borg Queen’s new spring floral theme…

    Comment by roya — March 9, 2008 @ 5:22 pm

  6. It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature.

    Comment by Sue — March 9, 2008 @ 7:10 pm

  7. Jenna, having forgot her ballgown, compromised with what she had- 30 pairs of Hanes Sandelfoot Golden Tan stockings, and a plethora of plastic flowers someone had left behind from the craft fair the day before. No one was more suprised than she when she took home the Miss Utah Cow Queen crown that night.

    Comment by Wes — March 9, 2008 @ 8:24 pm

  8. Amy Winehouse is looking better.

    Comment by Cat — March 9, 2008 @ 8:31 pm

  9. Now that’s one garden they should have kept secret.

    Comment by Dana — March 9, 2008 @ 8:47 pm

  10. The boys could not believe what the tornado had blown in.

    Comment by Kimks — March 9, 2008 @ 9:39 pm

  11. FTD unveils it’s new delivery service.

    Comment by Sniper — March 9, 2008 @ 9:51 pm

  12. Curses. Its.

    Comment by Sniper — March 9, 2008 @ 9:51 pm

  13. Pantyhose, plastic, and glitter… how could this look possibly be wrong?

    Comment by Jalilifer — March 9, 2008 @ 10:05 pm

  14. Once her bloodshot eyes and tequila-addled brain adjusted to the bright morning sunshine, Amelia slowly became conscious to the horror that she was the latest hazing victim of the Westchase Ladies’ Floral Society.

    Comment by Despina — March 9, 2008 @ 10:46 pm

  15. Daphne began to suspect that “roll in the hay” did not mean what she thought it meant…

    (damn she’s hot)

    Comment by CanadianChick — March 10, 2008 @ 1:13 am

  16. She looks like a vertical taco that tastes like potpourri and nylons.

    Comment by corey — March 10, 2008 @ 1:29 am

  17. There’s bed head … and then there’s flower bed head.

    Comment by Eloise — March 10, 2008 @ 8:44 am

  18. Cornucopia: You’re doing it wrong

    Comment by TeleriB — March 10, 2008 @ 9:26 am

  19. The Emperor thought his new clothes were wonderful, not realizing that they were invisible. The Empress on the otherhand, thought that accessorizing her ensemble with a nice corsage would bring out her eyes. The crowd was most disappointed.

    Comment by gemdiva — March 10, 2008 @ 9:46 am

  20. After a long night of passionate lovemaking in the flower bed, Venus got up and hunted down the guy who had promised to bring her croissants, coffee and the newspaper and then finally having a decent breakfast after she ripped his throat out.

    (And, honestly: I think she looks gorgeous!)

    Comment by teapunk — March 10, 2008 @ 10:07 am

  21. Eve decided if she was getting kicked out of the garden, at least she was going in style…

    Comment by Jennie — March 10, 2008 @ 11:20 am

  22. The name of this season’s show is Barnyard Couture.

    Comment by queenofalot1 — March 10, 2008 @ 11:39 am

  23. She was covered in candy foil, but she promised anyone who dared to unwrap her a helluva surprise.

    Comment by shiloh — March 10, 2008 @ 12:04 pm

  24. Jennie!! That’s brilliant! You have my vote :)

    Comment by teteatete — March 10, 2008 @ 1:00 pm

  25. Lily was angered to learn from the SCA Historical Accuracy Committee that tulle was considered an anachronism and would not be allowed at the Joust.

    Comment by deja pseu — March 10, 2008 @ 2:19 pm

  26. Oh.My.Dear.God!

    Comment by Phyllis — March 10, 2008 @ 3:42 pm

  27. Fashion Tip #26: Place flowers strategically to bring out your hips.

    Comment by thepinkeminence — March 10, 2008 @ 7:30 pm

  28. Good heavens. Yes, it’s a deeply silly dress, but she’s just too gorgeous to snark on!

    Comment by Bridey — March 10, 2008 @ 9:40 pm

  29. She walked away from the hay ride knowing her dress had indeed made the best use of the left-over Mexican parade flowers, and that her Priscilla beehive surely balanced out the look.

    Comment by Annie — March 10, 2008 @ 10:15 pm

  30. Caught without her wand, Bellatrix Lestrange was hit with the “full floral body-bind” curse. (Omniflorum petrificum!)

    Comment by Marvel — March 10, 2008 @ 11:32 pm

  31. Note to self: Miracle Gro makes a lousy shower gel.

    Comment by dowdydiva — March 11, 2008 @ 7:36 am

  32. Sorry Twistie, I think this one is not really snarkable (is that a word lol). She makes this dress look fantastic.

    I can snark with the best of them (I almost got kicked out of a show at New York Fashion Week for laughing at the outfits) but this one..and the one of the woman in the red and turquoise outfit…missed the mark. There’s so much bad fashion out there so why chose these two?

    Sorry, maybe I’m just being crabby.

    Comment by Christine — March 11, 2008 @ 9:44 am

  33. schnarf. jennie up there already talked about eve, but here’s another…

    Eve underestimated her punishment for eating the apple.

    Comment by kristin — March 11, 2008 @ 10:42 am

  34. It wasn’t the hummingbirds she minded so much as the bees.

    Comment by Marvel — March 11, 2008 @ 5:54 pm

  35. When pinata makers go bad.

    Comment by Jenna — March 12, 2008 @ 12:53 am

  36. Rhonda realized that being a “late bloomer” was not what it was cracked up to be.

    Comment by Dowdydiva — March 12, 2008 @ 10:42 am

  37. Rhonda realized being a “late bloomer” was not what it was cracked up to be.

    Comment by Dowdydiva — March 12, 2008 @ 10:44 am

  38. Amy Winehouse gets healthy and is crowned queen of the May? ;)

    Comment by Phalene — March 12, 2008 @ 10:35 pm

  39. Inspiration for drag queens everywhere.

    Comment by Phyllis — March 12, 2008 @ 10:44 pm

  40. The dress and the girl are gorgeous! Thank you for sharing — I have a new ideal photo for my wall.

    Comment by Heather Outside Boston — March 13, 2008 @ 12:47 pm

  41. Mildred’s granddaughters were scandalized by the what the photographer’s vaunted ‘colorization’ process did to her old wedding day pictures.

    Comment by Nony Mouse — March 13, 2008 @ 8:47 pm

  42. Mama Earth finds your lack of planet care disturbing, Commander …

    (Seriously, though, love the Crystal Renn. Also, Jennie rocks.)

    Comment by m — March 16, 2008 @ 10:26 pm

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