So remember how I was all “look at this bad dress” and YOU were all “But I LOVE that dress” and I was all “Y’all clearly need to stop breaking into high school biology labs and drinking the stuff they keep those dead frogs in ” except I didn’t really say that because a) I love you guys and b) I was drunk?
Anyhoodle, HERE is a dress from Lane Bryant not entirely dissimilar to the dress I posted earlier as leading to nothing but heartache, but because of the black banding it gives the eyes a chance to rest and a flattering line to follow.
So, to review: drinking formaldehyde is (still) bad, so is the combination of big print+blousy+no break for the eye, and Plumcake –contrary to a significant betting pool established against her– has still not posted drunk. Be sure to use the link on the side of the page to go to Lane Bryant and get an additional 15% off your order. We love to love you, baby.
Lay off the dead frog water: