Comments on: “I’m sorry, those only come in REALLY BIG sizes.”

By: Anne (in Reno)

Anne (in Reno) — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:24:37 +0000

Speaking of twelves, call me when those shoes come in a 43. Everything comes up to 42 or 11 but I can never find a 12 or a 43 to save my life. Grr.

Also, sales bunny, hahahaaa.

By: JadedKitten

JadedKitten — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:20:24 +0000

In this situation, a phone-to-phone electroshock system would be ideal, I think. Just press the button with the little lightning bolt on it, and deliver a polite but insistent zap of electricity to the offending sales bunny. Then, of course, ask to speak to her manager in a three-way conference call.

By: Anon

Anon — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:56:46 +0000

Seriously, though. When did size 12 become a “big” size?

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:09:32 +0000

I think you should strap the ACTUAL William Shatner onto that sales assistant. She’ll be a gibbering pile of goo within seconds, especially if he does that Shakesperean rap thing.

By: littlem

littlem — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:55:51 +0000

Sales bunny. Heh.

That says it all, pretty much.

By: AmazonAngelle

AmazonAngelle — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:02:10 +0000

It’s comments like this that make me amazed there aren’t more Big Girls being arrested for just hauling off and laying the smack down on some twiggy little store assistant.

By: Style Spy

Style Spy — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 15:05:56 +0000

PS — the color in that photo of the heart-stopping Miu Mius is not a good representation of what they truly look like. They’re actually more of a dark nude color with a bit of a pink tinge — much less pink than they look in the photos. Which is very sad…

By: Style Spy

Style Spy — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 15:03:46 +0000

You tell me when you go down there so I can come with you. I’ll hold her, you smack her. Or vice versa. Whatever. I’m easy.

By: EvilScienceChik

EvilScienceChik — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:09:40 +0000

OMG 12??? HOW DO THOSE PEOPLE EVEN FIT THROUGH THE DOOR???

geez, some people are so clueless!

By: amy

amy — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:08:55 +0000

wow, that surprises me. i’m accustomed to really excellent and sensitive service at our neiman’s.