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April 20, 2008

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness

Filed under: Uncategorized — Twistie @ 12:19 pm

You know the rules: I post a picture, you send in your best captions, and next saturday I declare a winner. And here’s the image for this round:

Giant Helmet

Ready…set…snark!

16 Comments

  1. Always the trendsetter at the office, Julia took the oversized Hollywood sunglass fad to new heights…

    Comment by jen — April 20, 2008 @ 3:18 pm

  2. In Soviet Russia, t.v. watches you!

    Comment by Cat — April 20, 2008 @ 4:36 pm

  3. In Soviet Russia, TV watches you!

    Comment by Cat — April 20, 2008 @ 4:48 pm

  4. The newest styling tool uses targeted world weather forcasts! Styled hair and makeup choosen specifically for the locale and conditions assure fashion conscience globe trotters that they will never suffer frizzies or makeup melt down!

    Comment by Jennie — April 20, 2008 @ 9:24 pm

  5. Big Brother watches you watching TV.

    Comment by Jelly — April 20, 2008 @ 11:27 pm

  6. It seems Mom was right, if you sit to close to the television you will go blind. Little did she know the television would grow on your head like a barnacle as well.

    Comment by AmazonAngelle — April 21, 2008 @ 1:06 am

  7. “Muahahaha!! Well, the planet WOULD bow before me … if I didn’t have this modified garbage can on my head …”

    Comment by littlem — April 21, 2008 @ 4:19 am

  8. jen and Jennie, you guys are scaring me.

    *FOFLMBO*

    Comment by littlem — April 21, 2008 @ 4:21 am

  9. Jane was forever grateful for the neck weightlifting exercises she had been doing…

    Comment by Toby Wollin — April 21, 2008 @ 8:22 am

  10. Melinda’s master plan to become the next TiVo mascot wasn’t going exactly as planned…

    Comment by Despina — April 21, 2008 @ 10:01 am

  11. While she had to agree that the next generation vibrator from Sharper Image did give you the exhilarating illusion of having sex at 37,000 feet, she just didn’t know how she would hide the whole thing in her night stand.

    Comment by gemdiva — April 21, 2008 @ 5:27 pm

  12. “Luke…” (gasp) “…I am your mother.” (exhale)

    Comment by Jeanne — April 23, 2008 @ 10:06 am

  13. Evolution Speed Dating

    Comment by Ryanne — April 23, 2008 @ 3:24 pm

  14. Myrna’s Seasonal Affectional Disorder drove her to extreme measures.

    Comment by Margo — April 23, 2008 @ 4:15 pm

  15. Suddenly, the line, “Take your protein pills and put your helmet on,” took on new meaning for Francine.

    Comment by Jenna — April 24, 2008 @ 8:33 pm

  16. Cathy knew she should save more conscientiously for laser surgery…finding the right frames was getting harder.

    Comment by Aless — April 25, 2008 @ 3:50 am

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