Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness

April 20, 2008 in Uncategorized with 16 Comments

You know the rules: I post a picture, you send in your best captions, and next saturday I declare a winner. And here’s the image for this round:

Giant Helmet

Ready…set…snark!

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16 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness”

  1. jen April 20, 2008 at 3:18 pm #

    Always the trendsetter at the office, Julia took the oversized Hollywood sunglass fad to new heights…

  2. Cat April 20, 2008 at 4:36 pm #

    In Soviet Russia, t.v. watches you!

  3. Cat April 20, 2008 at 4:48 pm #

    In Soviet Russia, TV watches you!

  4. Jennie April 20, 2008 at 9:24 pm #

    The newest styling tool uses targeted world weather forcasts! Styled hair and makeup choosen specifically for the locale and conditions assure fashion conscience globe trotters that they will never suffer frizzies or makeup melt down!

  5. Jelly April 20, 2008 at 11:27 pm #

    Big Brother watches you watching TV.

  6. AmazonAngelle April 21, 2008 at 1:06 am #

    It seems Mom was right, if you sit to close to the television you will go blind. Little did she know the television would grow on your head like a barnacle as well.

  7. littlem April 21, 2008 at 4:19 am #

    “Muahahaha!! Well, the planet WOULD bow before me … if I didn’t have this modified garbage can on my head …”

  8. littlem April 21, 2008 at 4:21 am #

    jen and Jennie, you guys are scaring me.

    *FOFLMBO*

  9. Toby Wollin April 21, 2008 at 8:22 am #

    Jane was forever grateful for the neck weightlifting exercises she had been doing…

  10. Despina April 21, 2008 at 10:01 am #

    Melinda’s master plan to become the next TiVo mascot wasn’t going exactly as planned…

  11. gemdiva April 21, 2008 at 5:27 pm #

    While she had to agree that the next generation vibrator from Sharper Image did give you the exhilarating illusion of having sex at 37,000 feet, she just didn’t know how she would hide the whole thing in her night stand.

  12. Jeanne April 23, 2008 at 10:06 am #

    “Luke…” (gasp) “…I am your mother.” (exhale)

  13. Ryanne April 23, 2008 at 3:24 pm #

    Evolution Speed Dating

  14. Margo April 23, 2008 at 4:15 pm #

    Myrna’s Seasonal Affectional Disorder drove her to extreme measures.

  15. Jenna April 24, 2008 at 8:33 pm #

    Suddenly, the line, “Take your protein pills and put your helmet on,” took on new meaning for Francine.

  16. Aless April 25, 2008 at 3:50 am #

    Cathy knew she should save more conscientiously for laser surgery…finding the right frames was getting harder.