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Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness

By Twistie

You know the rules: I post a picture, you send in your best captions, and next saturday I declare a winner. And here’s the image for this round:

Giant Helmet

Ready…set…snark!









16 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness”




  1. jen Says:

    Always the trendsetter at the office, Julia took the oversized Hollywood sunglass fad to new heights…




  2. Cat Says:

    In Soviet Russia, t.v. watches you!




  3. Cat Says:

    In Soviet Russia, TV watches you!




  4. Jennie Says:

    The newest styling tool uses targeted world weather forcasts! Styled hair and makeup choosen specifically for the locale and conditions assure fashion conscience globe trotters that they will never suffer frizzies or makeup melt down!




  5. Jelly Says:

    Big Brother watches you watching TV.




  6. AmazonAngelle Says:

    It seems Mom was right, if you sit to close to the television you will go blind. Little did she know the television would grow on your head like a barnacle as well.




  7. littlem Says:

    “Muahahaha!! Well, the planet WOULD bow before me … if I didn’t have this modified garbage can on my head …”




  8. littlem Says:

    jen and Jennie, you guys are scaring me.

    *FOFLMBO*




  9. Toby Wollin Says:

    Jane was forever grateful for the neck weightlifting exercises she had been doing…




  10. Despina Says:

    Melinda’s master plan to become the next TiVo mascot wasn’t going exactly as planned…




  11. gemdiva Says:

    While she had to agree that the next generation vibrator from Sharper Image did give you the exhilarating illusion of having sex at 37,000 feet, she just didn’t know how she would hide the whole thing in her night stand.




  12. Jeanne Says:

    “Luke…” (gasp) “…I am your mother.” (exhale)




  13. Ryanne Says:

    Evolution Speed Dating




  14. Margo Says:

    Myrna’s Seasonal Affectional Disorder drove her to extreme measures.




  15. Jenna Says:

    Suddenly, the line, “Take your protein pills and put your helmet on,” took on new meaning for Francine.




  16. Aless Says:

    Cathy knew she should save more conscientiously for laser surgery…finding the right frames was getting harder.




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