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June 1, 2008

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness

Filed under: Uncategorized — Twistie @ 8:30 am

You all know how this works: I post a picture, you reply with your best captions, and next saturday I declare a winner. So take a look at this and hit me with your best shot:

Wicked Smile Ready…set…snark!


  1. You have something to say? Bring it on! I dare you!

    Comment by Jennie — June 1, 2008 @ 10:23 am

  2. You got something to say? Bring it on! I dare ya!

    Comment by Jennie — June 1, 2008 @ 10:25 am

  3. Sorry about the double…It got lost for a while in cyberspace..

    Comment by Jennie — June 1, 2008 @ 10:26 am

  4. You can’t tickle me!…You can’t tickle me!

    Comment by queenofalot1 — June 1, 2008 @ 12:57 pm

  5. Mabel grinned with great satisfaction. She knew that she would remain unseated as the Folton County Pie Eating Champion. There wasn’t a man in the county who could come even close to downing 32 mounds of blueberry goodness.

    Comment by modernarchetype — June 1, 2008 @ 1:21 pm

  6. Of course, no one was surprised that Miss Duluth 1905 went on to rule the world.

    Comment by emmme — June 1, 2008 @ 3:00 pm

  7. Prunella Frobisher, smiles for the camera while demonstrating her winning technique in the Woppinger’s Falls annual armpit fart contest.

    Comment by gemdiva — June 1, 2008 @ 6:51 pm

  8. “I wonder if Stan, Kenny, and Kyle will uncover my devious plan to sneak into the girls’ slumber party and steal their Cheesy Poofs under this clever disguise.”

    Comment by Despina — June 2, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

  9. Since one of tthe cowboys had already hog-tied her heart, Shelley-Ann was going to show them all what real bull-wrestling was all about.

    Comment by Lunadog — June 2, 2008 @ 3:42 pm

  10. Sue Ellen beamed the smile of the victorious as the men cursed society’s lack of accommodation for plus-sized gals upon realizing that they did not have a straight jacket that would hold Mad Sue Ellen Parker. She would continue for years, ravaging the young men of the countryside and stealing their belts to make into her signature stupid looking hair ribbon.

    Comment by Veronica — June 2, 2008 @ 3:57 pm

  11. For most of the country The Great Depression meant lean times. But Hilda always took great satisfaction in being prepared. She loved her assets the most.

    Comment by Annie — June 3, 2008 @ 12:28 am

  12. Tired of being teased by the anorexic, Mary muffled their jibes by sitting on them. Ha!

    Comment by Toddson — June 4, 2008 @ 11:12 am

  13. “I’m ready now… bring on the men!!!”

    Comment by jen — June 6, 2008 @ 4:52 am

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