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Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness

By Twistie

You all know how this works: I post a picture, you reply with your best captions, and next saturday I declare a winner. So take a look at this and hit me with your best shot:

Wicked Smile Ready…set…snark!









13 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness”




  1. Jennie Says:

    You have something to say? Bring it on! I dare you!




  2. Jennie Says:

    You got something to say? Bring it on! I dare ya!




  3. Jennie Says:

    Sorry about the double…It got lost for a while in cyberspace..




  4. queenofalot1 Says:

    You can’t tickle me!…You can’t tickle me!




  5. modernarchetype Says:

    Mabel grinned with great satisfaction. She knew that she would remain unseated as the Folton County Pie Eating Champion. There wasn’t a man in the county who could come even close to downing 32 mounds of blueberry goodness.




  6. emmme Says:

    Of course, no one was surprised that Miss Duluth 1905 went on to rule the world.




  7. gemdiva Says:

    Prunella Frobisher, smiles for the camera while demonstrating her winning technique in the Woppinger’s Falls annual armpit fart contest.




  8. Despina Says:

    “I wonder if Stan, Kenny, and Kyle will uncover my devious plan to sneak into the girls’ slumber party and steal their Cheesy Poofs under this clever disguise.”




  9. Lunadog Says:

    Since one of tthe cowboys had already hog-tied her heart, Shelley-Ann was going to show them all what real bull-wrestling was all about.




  10. Veronica Says:

    Sue Ellen beamed the smile of the victorious as the men cursed society’s lack of accommodation for plus-sized gals upon realizing that they did not have a straight jacket that would hold Mad Sue Ellen Parker. She would continue for years, ravaging the young men of the countryside and stealing their belts to make into her signature stupid looking hair ribbon.




  11. Annie Says:

    For most of the country The Great Depression meant lean times. But Hilda always took great satisfaction in being prepared. She loved her assets the most.




  12. Toddson Says:

    Tired of being teased by the anorexic, Mary muffled their jibes by sitting on them. Ha!




  13. jen Says:

    “I’m ready now… bring on the men!!!”




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