Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Happy Camper’s Edition
You all know how this works: I pick a picture that amuses me on some level, and you all commet with your best captions. Next week, I declare a winner and we all laud the comic stylings of talented big girls.
So here we go:
Ready…set…snark!
The children marvelled at the biggest camel toe they had ever seen.
I promise that I will never eat mushrooms I find in the forest ever ever again.
The natives gave the ceremonial salute to the statue of the guardian of the forest that they had lovingly sculpted of moose manure.
Graduation day at the Scared Straight Camp for Young Arsonists.
“Only YOU can prevent camel toe.”
“Oooooooooh- so soft-”
“Children, we can indulge in such softness LATER, AFTER you have sworn to allways defend those with camal-toe.”
“HEIL, SMOKEY!”
Mom, Dad, family, say hello to my new boyfriend. Told ya he was tall, dark, and handsome. ;)
“I pledge allegiance, to the pants. . .”
Smokey was just standing there greeting the kids, being a role model, when Bullwinkle sneaked up behind him and gave him an atomic wedgie.
Children say good by to a beloved character before the fcc tear down smokey the bear due to the concern of the kids being potentionaly exposed to partail nudity, animal cruelity, and possible gang hand gesture.