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Dear Gavin Douglas,

By Plumcake

HA Hahahahahaha ha ha ha ha.

Yours for only $1610!

No.









8 Responses to “Dear Gavin Douglas,”




  1. Twistie Says:

    Um…er…the colors are nice. Is there any way we can rescue them?




  2. Annalucia Says:

    Ayyyy! The Shoe of Little Ease!




  3. Francie Says:

    Ah, Plumcake. You took the words right out of my mouth. You rock.




  4. fatgirlonadate Says:

    Yeah, they’re easy to save. Just take off most of the platform and shorten the heel. They’re actually really cute!




  5. Bridey Says:

    I guess providing amusement is a valid purpose in life for a pair of shoes, and these ones certainly do it. The wearer just has to be entirely aware of how funny her shoes are — which is where the equation tends to break down.




  6. Alexandra Says:

    But I would seem sooooo tall!




  7. Anastasia Says:

    Even a pole dancer would look weird in those. Seriously, I think she could wear nothing else but these shoes and noone would even notice. They demand attention, they confuse and bedazzle with the almighty “Why?” - why were they made? Why did she buy them? Why does she wear them? Why?




  8. SP Says:

    I too dearly love Steve Martin’s famous bit about the CRUEL SHOES — but I will admit, it did not occur to me to pay tribute by actually putting the shoes into production. So Gavin Douglas is ahead of me there.




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