Dear Gavin Douglas,

June 23, 2008 in Honey. No. with 8 Comments

HA Hahahahahaha ha ha ha ha.

Yours for only $1610!

No.

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8 Responses to “Dear Gavin Douglas,”

  1. Twistie June 23, 2008 at 10:34 am #

    Um…er…the colors are nice. Is there any way we can rescue them?

  2. Annalucia June 23, 2008 at 10:42 am #

    Ayyyy! The Shoe of Little Ease!

  3. Francie June 23, 2008 at 11:02 am #

    Ah, Plumcake. You took the words right out of my mouth. You rock.

  4. fatgirlonadate June 23, 2008 at 11:50 am #

    Yeah, they’re easy to save. Just take off most of the platform and shorten the heel. They’re actually really cute!

  5. Bridey June 23, 2008 at 3:34 pm #

    I guess providing amusement is a valid purpose in life for a pair of shoes, and these ones certainly do it. The wearer just has to be entirely aware of how funny her shoes are — which is where the equation tends to break down.

  6. Alexandra June 23, 2008 at 4:19 pm #

    But I would seem sooooo tall!

  7. Anastasia June 23, 2008 at 4:40 pm #

    Even a pole dancer would look weird in those. Seriously, I think she could wear nothing else but these shoes and noone would even notice. They demand attention, they confuse and bedazzle with the almighty “Why?” – why were they made? Why did she buy them? Why does she wear them? Why?

  8. SP June 23, 2008 at 9:55 pm #

    I too dearly love Steve Martin’s famous bit about the CRUEL SHOES — but I will admit, it did not occur to me to pay tribute by actually putting the shoes into production. So Gavin Douglas is ahead of me there.