Neiman Marcus and the Universe Hate Me.
By PlumcakeDear Universe,
I am a good person. I pay my taxes and vote responsibly and use those insufferably smug “This is Not a Plastic Bag” bags to haul my groceries about. I’m kind to animals (except the delicious sort) and I read stories to children every Saturday whether I’m hungover or not. Once I even helped a no-foolin’ old lady (Roky Erickson’s mom, as it turned out, how cool is that?) to cross the street!
So please explain to me WHY these can’t be my size?! HATEFUL.
Hmph. See if I swerve to miss children NOW.
July 18th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I have children in my immediate family. This blog has just lost itself a reader.
July 18th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
^Someone’s over-sensitive, methinks.
The shoes, they are truly magnificent. Which is perhaps why all the other sizes were snapped up so quickly. But plumcake my dear, you already have flowers springing up beneath your feet when you walk. Do you really NEED them blossoming out the top too?
Well, okay, yes, yes you do. Why does the louboutin not understand this???
July 18th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
I AM a child and I plan to read this blog even more often if possible. Several times a day! Can someone explain what a three-way is?
July 18th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Well, you see, Harridan Jr., when Roy Kay and two desperate cokewhores love each other very much….
July 18th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I have incredibly uptight humorless a**holes in my immediate family and I will no longer read this blog unless I can have my funny bone amputated and put on display at the Smithsonian. So there!
July 18th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
LOL. But Friv, are those children nuns? ;)
July 18th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Plumcake, those shoes are beyond fabulous.
July 18th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Alas, even if they were in stock I still couldn’t have them.
The curse of being a size 12. All the shoes I really want I could only have if I had grown up wrapping my feet, but then I would topple over ^_^
July 18th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Well, if it’s any consolation it looks like the shoes are completely sold out, so they don’t come in ANYBODY’s size.
But that is silly; models have enormous feet, so they MUST make them in larger sizes or they’d all be barefoot on the catwalk.
July 19th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Gorgeous shoes–red so rocks!!!
Roky’s mom has her own MySpace, btw - www.myspace.com/evelynerickson.
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:24 am
I just love the people who love this blog.