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July 18, 2008

Neiman Marcus and the Universe Hate Me.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Miss Plumcake @ 3:32 pm

Dear Universe,

I am a good person. I pay my taxes and vote responsibly and use those insufferably smug “This is Not a Plastic Bag” bags to haul my groceries about. I’m kind to animals (except the delicious sort) and I read stories to children every Saturday whether I’m hungover or not.  Once I even helped a no-foolin’  old lady (Roky Erickson’s mom, as it turned out, how cool is that?) to cross the street!

So please explain to me WHY these can’t be my size?! HATEFUL.

Feathered Loubie D’Orsays. OM NOM NOM

Hmph. See if I swerve to miss children NOW.

12 Comments

  1. I have children in my immediate family. This blog has just lost itself a reader.

    Comment by Friv — July 18, 2008 @ 3:47 pm

  2. ^Someone’s over-sensitive, methinks.

    The shoes, they are truly magnificent. Which is perhaps why all the other sizes were snapped up so quickly. But plumcake my dear, you already have flowers springing up beneath your feet when you walk. Do you really NEED them blossoming out the top too?

    Well, okay, yes, yes you do. Why does the louboutin not understand this???

    Comment by Leah — July 18, 2008 @ 4:10 pm

  3. I AM a child and I plan to read this blog even more often if possible. Several times a day! Can someone explain what a three-way is?

    Comment by Harridan P Junior — July 18, 2008 @ 4:12 pm

  4. Well, you see, Harridan Jr., when Roy Kay and two desperate cokewhores love each other very much….

    Comment by Barthway — July 18, 2008 @ 4:17 pm

  5. I have incredibly uptight humorless a**holes in my immediate family and I will no longer read this blog unless I can have my funny bone amputated and put on display at the Smithsonian. So there!

    Comment by gemdiva — July 18, 2008 @ 5:53 pm

  6. LOL. But Friv, are those children nuns? ;)

    Comment by La Petite Acadienne — July 18, 2008 @ 7:00 pm

  7. Plumcake, those shoes are beyond fabulous.

    Comment by Brooke — July 18, 2008 @ 8:09 pm

  8. Alas, even if they were in stock I still couldn’t have them.

    The curse of being a size 12. All the shoes I really want I could only have if I had grown up wrapping my feet, but then I would topple over ^_^

    Comment by AmazonPrincess — July 18, 2008 @ 10:35 pm

  9. Well, if it’s any consolation it looks like the shoes are completely sold out, so they don’t come in ANYBODY’s size.

    But that is silly; models have enormous feet, so they MUST make them in larger sizes or they’d all be barefoot on the catwalk.

    Comment by raincoaster — July 18, 2008 @ 11:07 pm

  10. Gorgeous shoes–red so rocks!!!

    Roky’s mom has her own MySpace, btw – http://www.myspace.com/evelynerickson.

    Comment by The Austin Muse — July 19, 2008 @ 11:22 pm

  11. I just love the people who love this blog.

    Comment by ChaChaHeels — July 23, 2008 @ 10:24 am

  12. I think I came across Manolo for the Big Girl! before.

    Comment by Secrets For Getting Women Erikson — November 5, 2008 @ 9:00 am

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