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Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness | Manolo for the Big Girl

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness

Hey all! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!

You all know the rules of the game. I post a pic. You share your best captions in replies to the post. Next saturday I declare a winner and we all have a couple laughs in the process. So let’s get this going.

Big Girl Mafia Ready…set…snark!

15 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness”

  1. Meander July 20, 2008 at 12:01 pm #

    “See that girl, Watch that scene – dig it, the Dancing Queen!”

  2. Cat July 20, 2008 at 12:17 pm #

    Blonde: I had a grape today – I’m so full.

    Brunette: You utter pig! I’m on a diet – all I had today was organic toothpaste.

  3. gemdiva July 20, 2008 at 1:59 pm #

    Yeah……we are sooooo hot!

  4. gemdiva July 20, 2008 at 2:02 pm #

    Now all we need is a song and we’re a shoe-in to win Eurovision.

  5. MM July 20, 2008 at 5:58 pm #

    I look like Elvis, don’t I?…..C’mon, say I look like Elvis!

  6. pammy July 21, 2008 at 4:05 am #

    “They said Attitude..right?” said the Brunette to the Blonde..
    “Yea but no Elvis, I did not hear ELVIS!”…the Blonde eye rolled at the Brunette with the obvious Elvis lip

  7. Sashibala July 21, 2008 at 8:22 am #

    “Yeah… we ate a sandwich. What of it?”

  8. kristin July 21, 2008 at 1:45 pm #

    I told you, Ms. Blonde. I gave him my deadly eyestare and now he’s sleeping with the fishes.

  9. Jalilifer July 21, 2008 at 3:14 pm #

    (Blonde to Brunette): They said attitude, not indigestion.

  10. Despina July 21, 2008 at 3:41 pm #

    “Meet da new Salt n’ Pepa, yo!”

  11. Beth July 22, 2008 at 11:37 am #

    Excuse, Ms. MeMe Roth? There are some ladies outside who say they’d like to have a word with you.

  12. Elizabeth July 22, 2008 at 10:49 pm #

    Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we’re stealing another English tv show! Meet the hot new cast of the American “Absolutely Fabulous.” Twice the lassitude, half the wit.

  13. Jennie July 23, 2008 at 4:01 pm #

    We are size 14. We are gorgeous, strong, sexy women. We also carry concealed weapons and will put a cap in your size 2 ass if you say one more word…

  14. boots July 24, 2008 at 12:57 pm #

    “Thanks for loving our look, casting guy, but we wouldn’t be on ‘The Hills’ if you paid us infinity dollars.”

  15. Sheila July 24, 2008 at 7:46 pm #

    That’s right. Fat girls will cut you.