Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness
By TwistieHey all! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!
You all know the rules of the game. I post a pic. You share your best captions in replies to the post. Next saturday I declare a winner and we all have a couple laughs in the process. So let’s get this going.
Ready…set…snark!
July 20th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
“See that girl, Watch that scene - dig it, the Dancing Queen!”
July 20th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Blonde: I had a grape today - I’m so full.
Brunette: You utter pig! I’m on a diet - all I had today was organic toothpaste.
July 20th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Yeah……we are sooooo hot!
July 20th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Now all we need is a song and we’re a shoe-in to win Eurovision.
July 20th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
I look like Elvis, don’t I?…..C’mon, say I look like Elvis!
July 21st, 2008 at 4:05 am
“They said Attitude..right?” said the Brunette to the Blonde..
“Yea but no Elvis, I did not hear ELVIS!”…the Blonde eye rolled at the Brunette with the obvious Elvis lip
July 21st, 2008 at 8:22 am
“Yeah… we ate a sandwich. What of it?”
July 21st, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I told you, Ms. Blonde. I gave him my deadly eyestare and now he’s sleeping with the fishes.
July 21st, 2008 at 3:14 pm
(Blonde to Brunette): They said attitude, not indigestion.
July 21st, 2008 at 3:41 pm
“Meet da new Salt n’ Pepa, yo!”
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:37 am
Excuse, Ms. MeMe Roth? There are some ladies outside who say they’d like to have a word with you.
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we’re stealing another English tv show! Meet the hot new cast of the American “Absolutely Fabulous.” Twice the lassitude, half the wit.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:01 pm
We are size 14. We are gorgeous, strong, sexy women. We also carry concealed weapons and will put a cap in your size 2 ass if you say one more word…
July 24th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
“Thanks for loving our look, casting guy, but we wouldn’t be on ‘The Hills’ if you paid us infinity dollars.”
July 24th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
That’s right. Fat girls will cut you.