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July 20, 2008

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness

Filed under: Uncategorized — Twistie @ 11:36 am

Hey all! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!

You all know the rules of the game. I post a pic. You share your best captions in replies to the post. Next saturday I declare a winner and we all have a couple laughs in the process. So let’s get this going.

Big Girl Mafia Ready…set…snark!


  1. “See that girl, Watch that scene – dig it, the Dancing Queen!”

    Comment by Meander — July 20, 2008 @ 12:01 pm

  2. Blonde: I had a grape today – I’m so full.

    Brunette: You utter pig! I’m on a diet – all I had today was organic toothpaste.

    Comment by Cat — July 20, 2008 @ 12:17 pm

  3. Yeah……we are sooooo hot!

    Comment by gemdiva — July 20, 2008 @ 1:59 pm

  4. Now all we need is a song and we’re a shoe-in to win Eurovision.

    Comment by gemdiva — July 20, 2008 @ 2:02 pm

  5. I look like Elvis, don’t I?…..C’mon, say I look like Elvis!

    Comment by MM — July 20, 2008 @ 5:58 pm

  6. “They said Attitude..right?” said the Brunette to the Blonde..
    “Yea but no Elvis, I did not hear ELVIS!”…the Blonde eye rolled at the Brunette with the obvious Elvis lip

    Comment by pammy — July 21, 2008 @ 4:05 am

  7. “Yeah… we ate a sandwich. What of it?”

    Comment by Sashibala — July 21, 2008 @ 8:22 am

  8. I told you, Ms. Blonde. I gave him my deadly eyestare and now he’s sleeping with the fishes.

    Comment by kristin — July 21, 2008 @ 1:45 pm

  9. (Blonde to Brunette): They said attitude, not indigestion.

    Comment by Jalilifer — July 21, 2008 @ 3:14 pm

  10. “Meet da new Salt n’ Pepa, yo!”

    Comment by Despina — July 21, 2008 @ 3:41 pm

  11. Excuse, Ms. MeMe Roth? There are some ladies outside who say they’d like to have a word with you.

    Comment by Beth — July 22, 2008 @ 11:37 am

  12. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we’re stealing another English tv show! Meet the hot new cast of the American “Absolutely Fabulous.” Twice the lassitude, half the wit.

    Comment by Elizabeth — July 22, 2008 @ 10:49 pm

  13. We are size 14. We are gorgeous, strong, sexy women. We also carry concealed weapons and will put a cap in your size 2 ass if you say one more word…

    Comment by Jennie — July 23, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

  14. “Thanks for loving our look, casting guy, but we wouldn’t be on ‘The Hills’ if you paid us infinity dollars.”

    Comment by boots — July 24, 2008 @ 12:57 pm

  15. That’s right. Fat girls will cut you.

    Comment by Sheila — July 24, 2008 @ 7:46 pm

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