My little brother, who is nearly perfect in every way (except for that time he showed up to our Grandparent’s 60th Wedding Anniversary wearing a bifurcated goatee and –brace yourselves– rented vinyl mock-spats) has the most hatefully beautiful eyelashes in the history of the whole damn world and it makes me want to kick him until my toes cave in.
Enter Ardell LashMagic Blending Mascara available for $4.99 at Walgreens.com. Originally designed to make false lashes make more natural (and it does, but I use it sans falsies) it’s the first mascara I’ve ever used that absolutely refuses to clump or turn all spidery on my face. It’s brilliant, cheap and incredibly good at its job.
Frankly it’s like looking in a mirror.