Well hel-lo there Mary Jane. What are you doing there all alone? Would you like some candy? I’ve got some in my car. No, way in the back…you’ll probably have to crawl in. What’s that? The door is locked? You what? You can’t get out? Oh…oh dear.
Seriously though, if I didn’t have to spend TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS at the body shop this week because some hateful creature destroyed my beloved Cadillac’s convertible top (which are apparently made from the tanned hides of dead baby angels) these would be mine faster than you can say catalytic converter.
I’ve been in love with the multi-strapped Mary Jane for years now, ever since I first met the Miu Miu (and to a lesser extent Chloe) double straps, and even despite the less-than-flawless styling of the Bluefly site, there’s no denying this is an incredible price for a very good shoe you’ll find yourself grabbing again and again. I particularly like them with this abstract crysanthemum dress from Lane Bryant. Pile on a few looong ropes of pearls and chains of varying lengths and you’ve got a stellar fall outfit.
Now you’ll have to excuse me, what does one wear to perform vigilante justice on an as-yet-unknown gerbil knobbler who likes to violate Cadillacs? Fendi, right?