Mustard and vanilla ice cream? Peanut butter on hot dogs? I’m not one to judge (HA. See what I did there? It’s called lying. Good times) but y’all are CRAZY.
It’s like my friend Greg who –after seeing my rather unusual lunch– announced loudly that he was glad to know I wasn’t pregnant.* Because what could possibly be less embarrassing than having a good-looking attached guy with whom you are friendly (but not, you know, “friendly”) proclaim his relief at your lack of ripening womb fruit to a room full of colleagues?
Where was I? Oh right, you people eat weird things. I want more.
Today Miss Plumcake wants to know:
What is your weirdest food combination or craving?
And just because turnabout is fair somethingorother, I will share with you that my favorite food in the whole wide world is a bean and egg breakfast taco with extra cilantro.
Because haggis is awesome.
*Come to think of it, that doesn’t even make sense. It’s not like I was drinking a bottle of hair spray and smoking a Lucky. I was just eating broccoli slaw, and isn’t eating weird things a sign that you ARE pregnant?