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All in all, it wasn’t a bad gig–especially now that Madame had given up waxing.
Though lesser known than her husband, Lemuel, Mrs Gulliver soon had the Lilliputians in her thrall.
At first the shoe maker’s wife was happy when fairies took over from the elves but she she soon tired of having to put the furniture back in the doll’s house each morning.
Pocket stylists are an absolute necessity for the travelling woman.
Fee! Fie! Fo! Fent! Finally I’m getting a perm-a-nent!
Charles has proven that it isn’t the size that matters, but how you use what you’re given.
Oh, you silly little man. The housewife coif is SO yesterday!
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, I wonder if it would be pushing the friendship if I asked him to style my merkin?