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October 20, 2008

A Little Monday Hotness

Filed under: Uncategorized — Miss Plumcake @ 2:35 pm

I’m home and I thought we could celebrate my triumphant return to The Greatest State in the Union (until we secede) by giving all my precious lambkins a little Monday Hotness, courtesy of my pal, the always glamorous Stephanie O.

But first I think we need to have disclaimers, so without further ado, the following people should look away.

The bishop, the presiding bishop, any and all archbishops and anyone who wears a pointy hat as part of their job.

Any member of my family who might still accidentally respect me.

Everyone who is tempted to get all up in my cow-stabbing kool-aid about the cruelty of bull fighting (and I agree, but it doesn’t stop The Hot)

Every guy I dated whose face, in the heat of a moment, was painted in disappointment when I said I Don’t Do That, Not Even When I’m Sober.

The two guys I’m kind of dating now, because seriously. I Don’t Do That. Not even when I’m sober.

There. I think that’s about it. Are we ready?


Oh, toreador!

I give you Cayetano Ordonez, top matador, Armani model and one hot piece of azucar. AND HE HAS A BROTHER. Who fought off –WITH HIS BARE HANDS– a bull that was attacking Cayetano.

Francisco Rivera Ordonez

So I say to you, Hermanos Ordonez,  call me. Seriously. Because you know that thing I said up there wrt the Not Doing Things? Totally a lie.


  1. (fans self vigorously)

    Plumcake, there needs to be a spontaneous panty combustion warning with this article.

    Comment by Twistie — October 20, 2008 @ 3:06 pm

  2. Eh, but he’s mean to cows. Professionally. Not hot!!!

    Comment by AmyK — October 20, 2008 @ 3:07 pm

  3. Thank you, thank you, thank you. You have made my day.

    Comment by Lori C. — October 20, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

  4. Yow. That’s very pretty. :)

    Comment by Kathy — October 20, 2008 @ 9:55 pm

  5. Holy s**t!

    Comment by Poochie — October 21, 2008 @ 12:26 am

  6. Watched them on 60 Minutes the other night, pretty and smart. Parts of me are still smoldering.

    Comment by Phyllis — October 21, 2008 @ 7:19 am

  7. OH! MY! YUMMY!


    OHHHHH! MY!!!!!!!! YUMMY!!!!!

    They can be my Tapa!

    Comment by Kimiks — October 21, 2008 @ 7:31 am

  8. Ah, the Ordóñez brothers. And they are both single. And nice, and polite, and educated, and… Can you tell that we are obsessed with them here in Spain?

    (And not mean to cows, by the way. Matadors fight only wild — SERIOUSLY wild –bulls, not cows.)

    Comment by aliceo — October 21, 2008 @ 8:42 am

  9. Er, only that is Rivera Ordóñez brothers (Rivera is the father’s, Ordóñez the mother’s surname. In Spain we use both, although people are most frequently known by their first surname. Thus Cayetano and Fran Rivera).

    Comment by aliceo — October 21, 2008 @ 8:44 am

  10. ooo, do I have this correct? Cayetano sounds like ‘gaetano’ which in Italian means gypsy – and boy, does HE have that in spades. Hubba, hubba.

    Comment by Toby Wollin — October 21, 2008 @ 12:10 pm

  11. Animal abuse is still animal abuse, whether the animal is wild and dangerous or cute and docile, IMO. Sorry, but I just don’t find anything sexy about torturing a creature who doesn’t have a choice or know what’s going on.
    Maybe if they let the bull win every once in awhile…heh.

    I prefer this:

    Men who are secure enough in their masculinity to snuggle with animals instead of taunting them and stapping them? Hot.

    Comment by AmyK — October 21, 2008 @ 1:08 pm

  12. Best. Tuesday. Ever.

    Glad to have you back, Plumcake :)

    Comment by Evie — October 21, 2008 @ 2:44 pm

  13. Jesus Maria! Aaaaaaaaaaaay papi! Estoy caliente!!

    (thanks plum! hotness is always welcome!)

    Comment by JayKay — October 21, 2008 @ 7:38 pm

  14. AmyK, the bull DOES win quite often. Cayetano and Fran’s father, Francisco Rivera “Paquirri”, died in the bullring when they were just kids.

    Comment by aliceo — October 21, 2008 @ 9:31 pm

  15. *chokes on her tea*

    There is nothing that you could have said to truly prepare me. That… is truly fantabulous.

    *switches to something colder now – she still has to go to work*

    Comment by jelly — October 22, 2008 @ 7:16 am

  16. sorry, but i just can’t lower myself to the depth of finding a professional torturer of animals sexy.

    may he be disemboweled by one of the creatures soon

    Comment by sdf — October 27, 2008 @ 9:42 am

  17. Good thing it’s all right to torture people, isn’t it?

    N.B.: I’m not pro-bullfighting, myself. Take the Mycenean route and do flips over them! But I’m not wishing disembowelment on them, either.

    Comment by La BellaDonna — October 27, 2008 @ 1:02 pm

  18. Thank you! I was looking for a pic of those boys and this is a good one!

    Comment by SylkoZakur — March 8, 2010 @ 2:35 pm

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