Comments on: The Big Question: That’s it! I Quit! Edition

By: buffalo weather

buffalo weather — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 16:24:30 +0000

The Buffalo Bills were riding high atop the AFC East three weeks ago, but after three straight division losses, they’re fighting to avoid falling into last place. To hear some of their own players tell it, the Cleveland Browns aren’t

By: Kate

Kate — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 12:53:42 +0000

What’s with big girls having to wear beige and peach? What if those colors look horrible on you? Maybe big girls, like all women, should wear colors that flatter their skin tone!

By: Jane

Jane — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:47:35 +0000

Checkerboard? Effin’ CHECKERBOARD?

By: AmazonAngelle

AmazonAngelle — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 07:17:06 +0000

The most hilariously offensive part was the fat knees…which was then followed by me finally coming into my Charmed powers and making this goofy chick explode with the sheer force of will. FAT KNEES!?!?!?! Seriously!? *stomps off for a large Frog Water Cocktail muttering darkly*

By: Gauss

Gauss — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:58:25 +0000

Why are we giving these “Eve” people so much internet traffic? They are clearly nuts.

By: GS

GS — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:58:02 +0000

Oh man, I’ve been laughing so hard I think I scared the neighbors. Foolish, foolish Eve!

By: Liz B.

Liz B. — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:46:32 +0000

This is my favorite:

The following colors are perfect for fat women: peachy, beige, yellow, yellow-brown.

If I followed this advice, I’d run the risk of being mistaken for walking vomit.

By: Jojo

Jojo — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:32:19 +0000

‘White color should be used for blouses which are hidden under jacket or waistcoat and for collar.’
And apparently even the simple white blouses of the fatties must hide in shame.

Snort.

By: Evie

Evie — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:14:02 +0000

Linn, I think you may have just written the best comment on contemporary fashion “rules” I’ve ever heard. Life IS too short to dress like you’re apologizing for your existence. When did fashion become solely about how to hide all of your perceived flaws? I must have missed that memo…

By: Linn from IA

Linn from IA — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:28:52 +0000

Okay, that’s it — I’m off to shop for something that’s hot pink and black and is sparkly and has seams and a tight skirt that shows my knees or maybe a fluffy skirt? And it will have a plunging neckline to show my cleavage too and be sleeveless and… alright, wait, I’d be dressing like an extra in the Biggest Little Whorehouse in Texas, but still … damn, I think I’m inspired to amp up the fun level in my wardrobe! Life is too darn short to dress although you’re apologizing for your existence.

This Eve Bridge person has a special gift, actually. I think she’s inspired us all, just not the way she meant to.