Long, long ago, before the advent of Diet Coke and Sweet Lady Internet, two very different groups of oddly-dressed people got together in the spirit of fellowship, began a tradition and changed our fair land forever.
I am, of course, talking about the annual University of Texas/Texas A&M football game.
So whether you’re a decent, thoughtful, caring human being or you hate America and want A&M to win, I hope this day is special to you. If you watch the game on the TV, look for the fat girl in the orange Hermes scarf with a balloon tied around her wrist (what? I’ve never been to a football game before and I don’t want to get lost. I tend to wander off when distracted, and what’s more distracting than college athletes bending over?).
Hook ’em Horns!
(oh, and have a Happy Thanksgiving!)