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November 30, 2008

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Bizarre Bling Edition

Filed under: Uncategorized — Twistie @ 12:00 pm

You all know how this works by now. I post a picture. You send in your best captions via the comments section. Next week I declare a winner and eveyone else rends their garments and gnashes their teeth in shame and disappointment that they lost…or just, you know, sends congratulations to the winner and forgets the whole thing.

Okay, fingers on keyboards…aaaaaaaaannnnnnnd, we’re off!

Bowling Ball of Fat



  1. “But Abigail, where in the world would I wear this? It clashes with Harry’s suit.”

    Comment by Lisa — November 30, 2008 @ 3:13 pm

  2. Mind you I’m not complaining, but when they said that the Queen was going to bestow an award on me I was thinking something in a nice Victoria’s Cross not a bloody bowling trophy.

    Comment by gemdiva — November 30, 2008 @ 7:02 pm

  3. Magda demonstrates to her retired WAVE group how she single-handedly swept Subuc Bay for mines prior to MacArthur’s landing.

    Comment by Carolina — November 30, 2008 @ 8:29 pm

  4. “You wanna piece of me, a*****e?”

    Comment by smili — November 30, 2008 @ 9:05 pm

  5. “Oh, come on, Margaret. All the girls are doing it. It’s only $19.95 and the ad in the Ladies Journal promises that you’ll lose 10 pounds by Christmas!”

    Comment by Libby — November 30, 2008 @ 9:08 pm

  6. “Mabel, are you sure he’s not taking this whole ‘ol’ ball and chain’ thing too literally?”

    Comment by perletwo — December 1, 2008 @ 12:06 am

  7. Darling, THIS is the way to do it! A big girl deserves a big bauble!

    Comment by dinazad — December 1, 2008 @ 9:37 am

  8. Susan was sure that by wearing neutral colors and a flashy bit of jewelry that nobody would notice she’d put on a few pounds……and she was right. With smug satisfaction she admitted her new bauble was the talk of the quilting bee.

    Comment by De — December 1, 2008 @ 9:47 am

  9. Suck on THIS, Flava Flav!

    Comment by Bree — December 1, 2008 @ 8:32 pm

  10. I like big balls and I cannot lie.
    You other sisters can’t deny
    That when a girl walks in to a hepcat’s place
    And a round thing in your face
    It gets swung, and then things get rough
    ‘Cause you notice that diva is tough!

    Comment by raincoaster — December 2, 2008 @ 5:38 am

  11. Connie had convinced herself that no one would be able to tell that her new Chanel bling bling was a fake! (Little did she know it was only her peep toe crocs that were distracting them from the truth!!)

    Comment by Deborah-lee — December 2, 2008 @ 7:34 am

  12. At Mabel’s School for Unwed Ladies, the instructor takes each class member through the realities of being married.

    Comment by HurricaneDeck — December 2, 2008 @ 9:20 am

  13. No, I meant it — does this make my vajayjay look fat?

    Comment by Despina — December 2, 2008 @ 10:23 am

  14. “I’m bigger than Liz Taylor, so I deserve a bigger rock than hers!”

    Comment by JadeWombat — December 2, 2008 @ 2:08 pm

  15. No stripper? This bachelorette party blows!

    Comment by emmme — December 2, 2008 @ 11:34 pm

  16. This is not so much a caption as an observation that I think the woman in the picture is my grandmother’s doppelganger… And sadly, the clothes are spot on…

    Comment by JC — December 3, 2008 @ 2:34 pm

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