Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Bizarre Bling Edition
By TwistieYou all know how this works by now. I post a picture. You send in your best captions via the comments section. Next week I declare a winner and eveyone else rends their garments and gnashes their teeth in shame and disappointment that they lost…or just, you know, sends congratulations to the winner and forgets the whole thing.
Okay, fingers on keyboards…aaaaaaaaannnnnnnd, we’re off!
Ready…set…snark!
November 30th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
“But Abigail, where in the world would I wear this? It clashes with Harry’s suit.”
November 30th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Mind you I’m not complaining, but when they said that the Queen was going to bestow an award on me I was thinking something in a nice Victoria’s Cross not a bloody bowling trophy.
November 30th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Magda demonstrates to her retired WAVE group how she single-handedly swept Subuc Bay for mines prior to MacArthur’s landing.
November 30th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
“You wanna piece of me, a*****e?”
November 30th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
“Oh, come on, Margaret. All the girls are doing it. It’s only $19.95 and the ad in the Ladies Journal promises that you’ll lose 10 pounds by Christmas!”
December 1st, 2008 at 12:06 am
“Mabel, are you sure he’s not taking this whole ‘ol’ ball and chain’ thing too literally?”
December 1st, 2008 at 9:37 am
Darling, THIS is the way to do it! A big girl deserves a big bauble!
December 1st, 2008 at 9:47 am
Susan was sure that by wearing neutral colors and a flashy bit of jewelry that nobody would notice she’d put on a few pounds……and she was right. With smug satisfaction she admitted her new bauble was the talk of the quilting bee.
December 1st, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Suck on THIS, Flava Flav!
December 2nd, 2008 at 5:38 am
I like big balls and I cannot lie.
You other sisters can’t deny
That when a girl walks in to a hepcat’s place
And a round thing in your face
It gets swung, and then things get rough
‘Cause you notice that diva is tough!
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:34 am
Connie had convinced herself that no one would be able to tell that her new Chanel bling bling was a fake! (Little did she know it was only her peep toe crocs that were distracting them from the truth!!)
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:20 am
At Mabel’s School for Unwed Ladies, the instructor takes each class member through the realities of being married.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:23 am
No, I meant it — does this make my vajayjay look fat?
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:08 pm
“I’m bigger than Liz Taylor, so I deserve a bigger rock than hers!”
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:34 pm
No stripper? This bachelorette party blows!
December 3rd, 2008 at 2:34 pm
This is not so much a caption as an observation that I think the woman in the picture is my grandmother’s doppelganger… And sadly, the clothes are spot on…