Comments on: Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Bizarre Bling Edition

By: JC

JC — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:34:33 +0000

This is not so much a caption as an observation that I think the woman in the picture is my grandmother’s doppelganger… And sadly, the clothes are spot on…

By: emmme

emmme — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 03:34:32 +0000

No stripper? This bachelorette party blows!

By: JadeWombat

JadeWombat — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:08:03 +0000

“I’m bigger than Liz Taylor, so I deserve a bigger rock than hers!”

By: Despina

Despina — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:23:51 +0000

No, I meant it — does this make my vajayjay look fat?

By: HurricaneDeck

HurricaneDeck — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:20:03 +0000

At Mabel’s School for Unwed Ladies, the instructor takes each class member through the realities of being married.

By: Deborah-lee

Deborah-lee — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:34:51 +0000

Connie had convinced herself that no one would be able to tell that her new Chanel bling bling was a fake! (Little did she know it was only her peep toe crocs that were distracting them from the truth!!)

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 09:38:11 +0000

I like big balls and I cannot lie.
You other sisters can’t deny
That when a girl walks in to a hepcat’s place
And a round thing in your face
It gets swung, and then things get rough
‘Cause you notice that diva is tough!

By: Bree

Bree — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:32:05 +0000

Suck on THIS, Flava Flav!

By: De

De — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:47:24 +0000

Susan was sure that by wearing neutral colors and a flashy bit of jewelry that nobody would notice she’d put on a few pounds……and she was right. With smug satisfaction she admitted her new bauble was the talk of the quilting bee.

By: dinazad

dinazad — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:37:27 +0000

Darling, THIS is the way to do it! A big girl deserves a big bauble!