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January 4, 2009

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Exercise Edition

Filed under: Uncategorized — Twistie @ 8:30 am

Yes, my friends, it’s time for the first Sunday Caption Madness of 2009! You all know the rules. I post a picture, you send in your best captions in the comments section, and next saturday I’ll announce the winner.

And so, without further ado, let’s take a look at the first image of the year:

Aerobics Thumbs Down

Ready…set…snark!

14 Comments

  1. “If I have to listen to ONE more oldie, I’m gonna punch Richard Simmons right in his creepy face!!!”

    Comment by EvilScienceChik — January 4, 2009 @ 12:36 pm

  2. “They should have made those Wii controllers with non-slip grips,” thought Anna as she broke another window.

    Comment by Rachel of Cyberia — January 4, 2009 @ 1:30 pm

  3. Champion multi-tasker Michelle Thompson took home the gold medal yesterday by simultaneously singing “Oops I Did It Again” while going Wing Chun on the contender’s @$$ for suggesting she teach an aerobics class for the less fortunate.

    Comment by Mo — January 4, 2009 @ 2:08 pm

  4. “Sorry Valerie Bertinelli, I’m too busy working up a sweat to listen to your latest orgasm over Jenny Craig!”

    Comment by Bree — January 4, 2009 @ 2:22 pm

  5. To the person who just heckled, one thumb down for creativity and originality.

    Comment by Emma — January 4, 2009 @ 5:02 pm

  6. “Callin’ out around the world. Are you ready for a brand new beat?”

    Comment by lara — January 4, 2009 @ 9:17 pm

  7. “‘Why are women so bad at math? Because they’re always being told that THIS is eight inches!’ And if I hear that joke again, POW, right in the kisser!”

    Comment by marjorie — January 4, 2009 @ 11:40 pm

  8. “Ready, girls?!? Okay! This one is called the ‘Persuader.’ Now, grab his hair… and grab… and grab… Now, punch him in the nose… and punch… and punch… Does he feel the burn? No? Then let’s repeat! Ready? Grab! Punch!”

    Comment by haeiley — January 5, 2009 @ 12:17 am

  9. “High Impact Tai Chi” was sadly destined to fail, despite Lisa’s best efforts.

    Comment by raincoaster — January 5, 2009 @ 4:37 am

  10. Melissa knew that the orange leotard was not on theme, but she just couldn’t bring herself to don the pointy conical bra for her “Vogue” video tribute.

    Comment by Sabrina — January 5, 2009 @ 8:36 am

  11. As she entered hour six of the demonstration, Carla wondered if there might have been a better way to show off her new line of “unmovable” makeup.

    Comment by daisyj — January 5, 2009 @ 3:25 pm

  12. Folks at the office were really glad Sara the receptionist had decided to get more exercise but thought that perhaps the cardio version of “how to get to the restrooms” might be a bit much for the clients to handle.

    Comment by Babs — January 6, 2009 @ 5:17 pm

  13. C’mon ladies! Whip it! Whip it good, 2, 3, 4…

    Comment by Libby — January 6, 2009 @ 11:37 pm

  14. Who says shot-put isn’t an inside sport? C’mon girls! Let’s go for 10 feet this time!

    Comment by Despina — January 9, 2009 @ 1:40 pm

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