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Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Exercise Edition | Manolo for the Big Girl

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Exercise Edition

Yes, my friends, it’s time for the first Sunday Caption Madness of 2009! You all know the rules. I post a picture, you send in your best captions in the comments section, and next saturday I’ll announce the winner.

And so, without further ado, let’s take a look at the first image of the year:

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14 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Exercise Edition”

  1. EvilScienceChik January 4, 2009 at 12:36 pm #

    “If I have to listen to ONE more oldie, I’m gonna punch Richard Simmons right in his creepy face!!!”

  2. Rachel of Cyberia January 4, 2009 at 1:30 pm #

    “They should have made those Wii controllers with non-slip grips,” thought Anna as she broke another window.

  3. Mo January 4, 2009 at 2:08 pm #

    Champion multi-tasker Michelle Thompson took home the gold medal yesterday by simultaneously singing “Oops I Did It Again” while going Wing Chun on the contender’s @$$ for suggesting she teach an aerobics class for the less fortunate.

  4. Bree January 4, 2009 at 2:22 pm #

    “Sorry Valerie Bertinelli, I’m too busy working up a sweat to listen to your latest orgasm over Jenny Craig!”

  5. Emma January 4, 2009 at 5:02 pm #

    To the person who just heckled, one thumb down for creativity and originality.

  6. lara January 4, 2009 at 9:17 pm #

    “Callin’ out around the world. Are you ready for a brand new beat?”

  7. marjorie January 4, 2009 at 11:40 pm #

    “‘Why are women so bad at math? Because they’re always being told that THIS is eight inches!’ And if I hear that joke again, POW, right in the kisser!”

  8. haeiley January 5, 2009 at 12:17 am #

    “Ready, girls?!? Okay! This one is called the ‘Persuader.’ Now, grab his hair… and grab… and grab… Now, punch him in the nose… and punch… and punch… Does he feel the burn? No? Then let’s repeat! Ready? Grab! Punch!”

  9. raincoaster January 5, 2009 at 4:37 am #

    “High Impact Tai Chi” was sadly destined to fail, despite Lisa’s best efforts.

  10. Sabrina January 5, 2009 at 8:36 am #

    Melissa knew that the orange leotard was not on theme, but she just couldn’t bring herself to don the pointy conical bra for her “Vogue” video tribute.

  11. daisyj January 5, 2009 at 3:25 pm #

    As she entered hour six of the demonstration, Carla wondered if there might have been a better way to show off her new line of “unmovable” makeup.

  12. Babs January 6, 2009 at 5:17 pm #

    Folks at the office were really glad Sara the receptionist had decided to get more exercise but thought that perhaps the cardio version of “how to get to the restrooms” might be a bit much for the clients to handle.

  13. Libby January 6, 2009 at 11:37 pm #

    C’mon ladies! Whip it! Whip it good, 2, 3, 4…

  14. Despina January 9, 2009 at 1:40 pm #

    Who says shot-put isn’t an inside sport? C’mon girls! Let’s go for 10 feet this time!