Okay, in order to fully appreciate this post, all you unfortunates whose parents didn’t love you enough to let you be born in the South (blessyourhearts) will need a little pronunciation guide. The word we are going to learn today is “Mess.”
Mess, when pronounced correctly, has no fewer than three syllables. Real pros can stretch it out to four, and I’ve heard if you can make it to five the Junior League will waive your dues for a year, but to avoid injury we’ll just start out with the triple play.
Ready? Say it with me now:
GOOD! Now let’s use it in a sentence. I assume you know how to say “tragic” by yourself.