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February 4, 2009

Plumcake’s Drinking Problem

Filed under: Cheap Thrills — Miss Plumcake @ 3:37 pm

No, it’s not the hooch. Sure, maybe yesterday ended in an unfortunate combination of pseudofed and Laphroaig that resulted in me Telling People Things, but come on, if they didn’t want that to happen, they wouldn’t have put my church so close to a bar. My problem is with water.

I’m kind of a water snob. Yes, I hate myself for it but after I accidentally got hooked on Ty Nant I discovered my highly sophisticated water needs were just not being met with anything else. Once my dealer’s source dried up, I had to go retail and that meant some weeks I was spending upwards of TWELVE DOLLARS A DAY ON WATER. That is INSANE and now that broke is the new black, mama can’t be spending that sort of cheddar on water.

I don’t drink soda or do caffeine and can only drink so much green tea, and I get kind of bored of just plain water so what’s a girl to do?

Dafruta Guava Concentrate


Dafruta Guava liquid concentrate. Seriously. Git you some.

I’d had this in my fridge for a while before I decided to try it out in plain water.  I’d been wandering around City Market –which incidentally is the grocery store they use on THE BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION Friday Night Lights–and picked it up for $3.00 because I thought it might be good mixed with cachaca, which it is, but it’s fantastic in water. It’s got a great big guava kick with no added sugar so if you put a tablespoon in 750mL of water –which is about what I do– it’s only about 3 calories and less than a gram of carbs.  SWEET!

Now that I’ve got my drinking problem figured out, let’s get on the “How is Plumcake Going to Land Kyle Chandler?”thing.

1 Comment

  1. nice ,i enjoyed reading this and i will be back

    Comment by Lauren — July 11, 2009 @ 4:20 am

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