Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Crustacean Edition

March 8, 2009 in Uncategorized with 14 Comments

You all know how this works by now. I post a picture simply crying out in some way for a caption, you send in your best efforts via the comments section, I declare a winner next week and we all have a good laugh together.

And so, without further ado, here’s the image du jour:

Very Big Lobster Ready…set…snark!

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14 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Crustacean Edition”

  1. Lauren March 8, 2009 at 4:18 pm #

    Dinner time?

    Mine is bigger than yours!

  2. Mo March 8, 2009 at 4:28 pm #

    The toothless, near-blind old woman of the Fellnor proudly hefted the oversized f’taghn whose back she’d broken. “This will feed the krells for a full week alongside our Akhten grain!” The people cheered and turned their hungry faces to the purple sky to give thanks to the Sotheri for their blessing.

  3. KellyGirl March 8, 2009 at 6:24 pm #

    Lobster poses with prize-winning catch – 48 pound small child beats all previous records!

  4. Stefanie March 8, 2009 at 6:52 pm #

    It sleeps with me at night too!

  5. Bree March 8, 2009 at 8:27 pm #

    Look what followed me home Mommy…can I keep it?

  6. jessie March 8, 2009 at 9:54 pm #

    Tonight for one night only:
    Little Janie Smith and her singing Crab Harry

  7. Sarah R March 8, 2009 at 10:54 pm #

    “Thank God we own a butter farm!”

  8. Lise H. March 9, 2009 at 2:16 am #

    I lost two front teeth in the struggle, but as you can see, it was well worth it.

  9. Jane H. March 9, 2009 at 3:52 pm #

    My name really is Janie Smith

  10. Ripley March 9, 2009 at 8:18 pm #

    The first draft of the movie poster for “Alien Begins: The Early Years.”

  11. CanadianChick March 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm #

    Moooom….Hey Moooommmmm…..I think we’re gonna need more butter. And Dad, fire up the pneumatic claw cracker!

  12. Jo March 13, 2009 at 12:24 pm #

    That is so nightmarish I can’t even snark.

    Hate. Lobsters.

  13. Despina March 13, 2009 at 1:28 pm #

    Lobster walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Hey, can ya get this kid off my ass?”

  14. raincoaster March 13, 2009 at 8:18 pm #