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March 8, 2009

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Crustacean Edition

Filed under: Uncategorized — Twistie @ 2:25 pm

You all know how this works by now. I post a picture simply crying out in some way for a caption, you send in your best efforts via the comments section, I declare a winner next week and we all have a good laugh together.

And so, without further ado, here’s the image du jour:

Very Big Lobster Ready…set…snark!

14 Comments

  1. Dinner time?

    Mine is bigger than yours!

    Comment by Lauren — March 8, 2009 @ 4:18 pm

  2. The toothless, near-blind old woman of the Fellnor proudly hefted the oversized f’taghn whose back she’d broken. “This will feed the krells for a full week alongside our Akhten grain!” The people cheered and turned their hungry faces to the purple sky to give thanks to the Sotheri for their blessing.

    Comment by Mo — March 8, 2009 @ 4:28 pm

  3. Lobster poses with prize-winning catch – 48 pound small child beats all previous records!

    Comment by KellyGirl — March 8, 2009 @ 6:24 pm

  4. It sleeps with me at night too!

    Comment by Stefanie — March 8, 2009 @ 6:52 pm

  5. Look what followed me home Mommy…can I keep it?

    Comment by Bree — March 8, 2009 @ 8:27 pm

  6. Tonight for one night only:
    Little Janie Smith and her singing Crab Harry

    Comment by jessie — March 8, 2009 @ 9:54 pm

  7. “Thank God we own a butter farm!”

    Comment by Sarah R — March 8, 2009 @ 10:54 pm

  8. I lost two front teeth in the struggle, but as you can see, it was well worth it.

    Comment by Lise H. — March 9, 2009 @ 2:16 am

  9. My name really is Janie Smith

    Comment by Jane H. — March 9, 2009 @ 3:52 pm

  10. The first draft of the movie poster for “Alien Begins: The Early Years.”

    Comment by Ripley — March 9, 2009 @ 8:18 pm

  11. Moooom….Hey Moooommmmm…..I think we’re gonna need more butter. And Dad, fire up the pneumatic claw cracker!

    Comment by CanadianChick — March 10, 2009 @ 4:50 pm

  12. That is so nightmarish I can’t even snark.

    Hate. Lobsters.

    Comment by Jo — March 13, 2009 @ 12:24 pm

  13. Lobster walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Hey, can ya get this kid off my ass?”

    Comment by Despina — March 13, 2009 @ 1:28 pm

  14. Comment by raincoaster — March 13, 2009 @ 8:18 pm

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