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A Very Special (Almost) All Shirtless Monday Hotness, Dedicated to Jennifer | Manolo for the Big Girl

A Very Special (Almost) All Shirtless Monday Hotness, Dedicated to Jennifer

But Plummy! It’s not Monday!

Right, because the most important word in the phrase “All Shirtless Monday Hotness” is CLEARLY Monday.  Work with me here, people.

Beloved Internet Friend Jennifer is having a bad week. A bad week involving melting computers and lost dissertation chapters and who knows what other manner of calamity, so she did what any right-thinking girl would do. Emailed one of her favorite bloggers (that’d be your pal Plummy) and asked for pictures of hot men.

WELL.

Who am I to deprive Ms J of her hotness? So here you go sugarlump, and I’m even breaking my own Positively No Alan Rickman Ever rule for you (Brief history of the rule: Alan Rickman looks JUST like this British guy I dated briefly who NOT ONLY TRIED TO GIVE ME THE CHLAMS but ALSO started a rumor I’d slept with 200 something clergymen over the course of a weekend and the BISHOP had to pass a RESOLUTION to get me to bite a damn pillow. GOD.)

SO HERE’S YOUR @#$% ALAN RICKMAN HOTNESS JENNIFER, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW???

Alan Freaking Rickman ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
STOP PURSING YOUR LIPS YOU’RE NOT IMPRESSING ANYONE DAVE I MEAN ALAN.

whew, I need something to clear the bad energy out of the room. Thankfully Jennifer made a second request:

I would give ANYTHING to be Geraldine Page right now

That’ll do.

Yowza.

Sweet Bird of Youth Indeed.

You shouldn’t smoke, but if you do. Do it like this.

I’ll admit that Paul Newman was always my favorite male movie star. He did good work both personally and professionally and well…

Damn.

I mean DAMN. Ain’t NOTHING wrong with THAT.

And finally she requested some Daniel Craig. I know what picture you’re expecting, but this is a fashion blog and I’m not about to let him get away with wearing white before Labor Day.

Daniel Craig in a continuing theme of DAMN.

Hope you get your dissertation back Jennifer! Cheer up!

10 Responses to “A Very Special (Almost) All Shirtless Monday Hotness, Dedicated to Jennifer”

  1. thesearentchachaheels March 18, 2009 at 8:08 am #

    I had no idea Rickman was hiding red hair. I appreciate this post very much.

  2. Cassie March 19, 2009 at 2:53 pm #

    . . . I just had a dream about shacking up with Daniel Craig last night. That was a good dream.

    Also, Alan Rickman . . . I love Alan Rickman. Love.

  3. class factotum March 19, 2009 at 3:02 pm #

    Is it warm in here or is it just me?

    I didn’t think smoking could be sexy until I saw my husband do it the first time.

    So sue me.

  4. Margaret March 19, 2009 at 3:19 pm #

    Oh holy mother of the sweet divine…

    I LOVE me some Alan Rickman.

    Thank you Plumcake. Thank you so much.

  5. La Petite Acadienne March 19, 2009 at 5:10 pm #

    My heavens, but Paul Newman was lickable, wasn’t he? A fine, fine looking man from youth right up well into his old age. And I certainly would not toss Daniel Craig or Alan Rickman from my bed for eating crackers. (Although I would give my eyeteeth for the opportunity.)

  6. Margo March 19, 2009 at 6:13 pm #

    Oh, Alan Rickman… just send him my way, Plumcake, I’ll get him out of your hair. Rowr.

  7. Jennifer (yes, that Jennifer) March 21, 2009 at 1:06 pm #

    THANK YOU!! I am so very happy now. I got most of my diss back, and while I’m rewriting the chapter I lost, I will be returning here repeatedly. I can’t believe you posted hotness for me, and not just hotness but SHIRTLESS HOTNESS!

    Paul Newman is the most beautiful man ever. Sigh…

  8. Jennifer (yes, that Jennifer) March 23, 2009 at 7:24 pm #

    Oh dear, my comment has been in moderation for three days now… let’s see if this one works. Thank you, Plumcake! This made my whole week.

  9. Jennifer (but not your Jennifer) March 28, 2009 at 10:46 am #

    This could definitely have been written for me. Good job girls *swoon*

  10. littlem May 4, 2009 at 9:42 pm #

    Not just you, factotum.

    Not …
    just …
    you …