But Plummy! It’s not Monday!
Right, because the most important word in the phrase “All Shirtless Monday Hotness” is CLEARLY Monday. Work with me here, people.
Beloved Internet Friend Jennifer is having a bad week. A bad week involving melting computers and lost dissertation chapters and who knows what other manner of calamity, so she did what any right-thinking girl would do. Emailed one of her favorite bloggers (that’d be your pal Plummy) and asked for pictures of hot men.
Who am I to deprive Ms J of her hotness? So here you go sugarlump, and I’m even breaking my own Positively No Alan Rickman Ever rule for you (Brief history of the rule: Alan Rickman looks JUST like this British guy I dated briefly who NOT ONLY TRIED TO GIVE ME THE CHLAMS but ALSO started a rumor I’d slept with 200 something clergymen over the course of a weekend and the BISHOP had to pass a RESOLUTION to get me to bite a damn pillow. GOD.)
SO HERE’S YOUR @#$% ALAN RICKMAN HOTNESS JENNIFER, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW???
whew, I need something to clear the bad energy out of the room. Thankfully Jennifer made a second request:
You shouldn’t smoke, but if you do. Do it like this.
I’ll admit that Paul Newman was always my favorite male movie star. He did good work both personally and professionally and well…
I mean DAMN. Ain’t NOTHING wrong with THAT.
And finally she requested some Daniel Craig. I know what picture you’re expecting, but this is a fashion blog and I’m not about to let him get away with wearing white before Labor Day.
Hope you get your dissertation back Jennifer! Cheer up!