Hello out there, caption fans! You all know how this works. I post a picture, you send in your best captions via the comments function, and next week I declare a winner, whom we all laud.
And so, without further ado, here’s the image du jour:
Ready…set…snark!
“And so you see, Officer, after I saw that giant pigeon crossing the road, I figured I’d better get out of there in a hurry. Walk a straight line? No problem. I’m really not as think as you drunk I am.”
Comment by gemdiva — March 29, 2009 @ 4:36 pm
Oh no, if he’s here I bet the Fail Whale is right behind him!
And alternatively:
Whoa, Twitter really *is* taking over the world!
Comment by Sarah Fowler — March 29, 2009 @ 7:21 pm
It always happens right after you wash your car.
Comment by Katie — March 29, 2009 @ 7:25 pm
Giving traffic “the bird”…in a BIG way.
Comment by that redhead — March 29, 2009 @ 10:16 pm
What we think in traffic…
“If he thinks I’m going to be HIS pigeon, he’s got something coming…..”
Comment by Jennie — March 29, 2009 @ 11:39 pm
“Outer Loop in Maryland, on the brakes from the Baltimore-Washington Parkway to College Park. US 1 North in College Park, we’re having some delays and HOLY CHEETOS, LISA, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS ONE!”
Comment by TeleriB — March 30, 2009 @ 12:08 pm
“Did you let the pigeon drive the bus??”
(Shout out to Mo Willems!)
Comment by Margo — March 30, 2009 @ 5:28 pm
“That plus sized pigeon was so hot she stopped traffic!”
Comment by Elise — March 30, 2009 @ 6:50 pm
Oh, dear grief. If you’ve ever owned (or been the hired help of) a parrot, you know EXACTLY what’d be going through that little birdy brain.
“Hmm, how can I take one of these apart, and I wonder if there’s anything in there that could be food.”
Comment by Nonny — March 30, 2009 @ 9:42 pm
Look, it’s Birdzilla!
Comment by dcsurfergirl — March 31, 2009 @ 12:12 pm
When Edgar Allen Poe decided to visit the town of Hot Wheels,he thouhgt it just a clever name..little did he know
Comment by jessie — April 2, 2009 @ 7:02 am
Having definitively answered the question of why the chicken crossed the road, scientists have constructed a model to determine why the pigeon crossed the road.
Comment by KellyGirl — April 3, 2009 @ 5:54 pm