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March 29, 2009

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Traffic Disaster Edition

Filed under: Uncategorized — Twistie @ 11:38 am

Hello out there, caption fans! You all know how this works. I post a picture, you send in your best captions via the comments function, and next week I declare a winner, whom we all laud.

And so, without further ado, here’s the image du jour:

Big Bird in Traffic



  1. “And so you see, Officer, after I saw that giant pigeon crossing the road, I figured I’d better get out of there in a hurry. Walk a straight line? No problem. I’m really not as think as you drunk I am.”

    Comment by gemdiva — March 29, 2009 @ 4:36 pm

  2. Oh no, if he’s here I bet the Fail Whale is right behind him!

    And alternatively:
    Whoa, Twitter really *is* taking over the world!

    Comment by Sarah Fowler — March 29, 2009 @ 7:21 pm

  3. It always happens right after you wash your car.

    Comment by Katie — March 29, 2009 @ 7:25 pm

  4. Giving traffic “the bird”…in a BIG way.

    Comment by that redhead — March 29, 2009 @ 10:16 pm

  5. What we think in traffic…
    “If he thinks I’m going to be HIS pigeon, he’s got something coming…..”

    Comment by Jennie — March 29, 2009 @ 11:39 pm

  6. “Outer Loop in Maryland, on the brakes from the Baltimore-Washington Parkway to College Park. US 1 North in College Park, we’re having some delays and HOLY CHEETOS, LISA, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS ONE!”

    Comment by TeleriB — March 30, 2009 @ 12:08 pm

  7. “Did you let the pigeon drive the bus??”

    (Shout out to Mo Willems!)

    Comment by Margo — March 30, 2009 @ 5:28 pm

  8. “That plus sized pigeon was so hot she stopped traffic!”

    Comment by Elise — March 30, 2009 @ 6:50 pm

  9. Oh, dear grief. If you’ve ever owned (or been the hired help of) a parrot, you know EXACTLY what’d be going through that little birdy brain.
    “Hmm, how can I take one of these apart, and I wonder if there’s anything in there that could be food.”

    Comment by Nonny — March 30, 2009 @ 9:42 pm

  10. Look, it’s Birdzilla!

    Comment by dcsurfergirl — March 31, 2009 @ 12:12 pm

  11. When Edgar Allen Poe decided to visit the town of Hot Wheels,he thouhgt it just a clever name..little did he know

    Comment by jessie — April 2, 2009 @ 7:02 am

  12. Having definitively answered the question of why the chicken crossed the road, scientists have constructed a model to determine why the pigeon crossed the road.

    Comment by KellyGirl — April 3, 2009 @ 5:54 pm

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