Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Traffic Disaster Edition

March 29, 2009 in Uncategorized with 12 Comments

Hello out there, caption fans! You all know how this works. I post a picture, you send in your best captions via the comments function, and next week I declare a winner, whom we all laud.

And so, without further ado, here’s the image du jour:

Big Bird in Traffic

Ready…set…snark!

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12 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Traffic Disaster Edition”

  1. gemdiva March 29, 2009 at 4:36 pm #

    “And so you see, Officer, after I saw that giant pigeon crossing the road, I figured I’d better get out of there in a hurry. Walk a straight line? No problem. I’m really not as think as you drunk I am.”

  2. Sarah Fowler March 29, 2009 at 7:21 pm #

    Oh no, if he’s here I bet the Fail Whale is right behind him!

    And alternatively:
    Whoa, Twitter really *is* taking over the world!

  3. Katie March 29, 2009 at 7:25 pm #

    It always happens right after you wash your car.

  4. that redhead March 29, 2009 at 10:16 pm #

    Giving traffic “the bird”…in a BIG way.

  5. Jennie March 29, 2009 at 11:39 pm #

    What we think in traffic…
    “If he thinks I’m going to be HIS pigeon, he’s got something coming…..”

  6. TeleriB March 30, 2009 at 12:08 pm #

    “Outer Loop in Maryland, on the brakes from the Baltimore-Washington Parkway to College Park. US 1 North in College Park, we’re having some delays and HOLY CHEETOS, LISA, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS ONE!”

  7. Margo March 30, 2009 at 5:28 pm #

    “Did you let the pigeon drive the bus??”

    (Shout out to Mo Willems!)

  8. Elise March 30, 2009 at 6:50 pm #

    “That plus sized pigeon was so hot she stopped traffic!”

  9. Nonny March 30, 2009 at 9:42 pm #

    Oh, dear grief. If you’ve ever owned (or been the hired help of) a parrot, you know EXACTLY what’d be going through that little birdy brain.
    “Hmm, how can I take one of these apart, and I wonder if there’s anything in there that could be food.”

  10. dcsurfergirl March 31, 2009 at 12:12 pm #

    Look, it’s Birdzilla!

  11. jessie April 2, 2009 at 7:02 am #

    When Edgar Allen Poe decided to visit the town of Hot Wheels,he thouhgt it just a clever name..little did he know

  12. KellyGirl April 3, 2009 at 5:54 pm #

    Having definitively answered the question of why the chicken crossed the road, scientists have constructed a model to determine why the pigeon crossed the road.