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I gasped. Did you gasp? Because I gasped. | Manolo for the Big Girl

I gasped. Did you gasp? Because I gasped.

Claudia Cuiti emerald green patent leather heels, classic forever but with an offset heel that keeps things interesting, and did I mention GREEN?

Y’all don’t even KNOW the heartache I’ve had over finding an emerald green shoe that wasn’t in fabric or suede. I have been looking and looking for YEARS and I’ve never found juuuust the right one and it KILLS me that these aren’t available in my size. Truly, if I didn’t have to play Jesus in my church’s Passion play tonight (what? It’s “alternative casting”…like you’ve never seen a fat girl in a cassock and zebra-striped shoes play Jesus before.) I’d hurl myself off the highest turret in despair.

Claudia Ciuti breaks my heart

Oh, and did I mention they’re 70% off???

Sigh, Italian-made emerald patent pumps for under a hundred bucks? It is to weep.

6 Responses to “I gasped. Did you gasp? Because I gasped.”

  1. Jeanine April 10, 2009 at 12:26 pm #

    See….right there is the reason someone had to invent this:

    http://www.sallybeauty.com/pampered-toes/SBS-423700,default,pd.html?cgid=Spa04

    Because after ordering these lovely darlings one size too small, I will need them.

    I will take them to the local cobbler and have them stretched a bit…although I think that will only gain me .5 a size. The other .5 I can deal with.

    THANK YOU!

  2. Jennie April 10, 2009 at 12:35 pm #

    I gasped and wept that none are available in Jen’s sizes.

  3. Lex April 10, 2009 at 5:21 pm #

    Those are so fabulous I just crapped my pants.

    I don’t even WEAR heels, but I was ready to buy them. Alas, none in my size, either.

  4. Nicole April 11, 2009 at 2:59 pm #

    I have to agree with Lex, I don’t wear heels either but those are some pretty shoes!

  5. sabrina April 12, 2009 at 7:45 pm #

    The only reason these are still available in my size is because I have forsworn buying anything for the month of April. And also fate hates me. Emerald patent! *incoherent noises*

    WANT!

  6. ChloeMireille April 21, 2009 at 10:24 am #

    I have no logical reason to own them….but I want them so badly. There are not nearly enough fabulous green shoes in the world. Especially that green.