Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Rampaging Lingerie Edition

June 7, 2009 in Uncategorized with 24 Comments

Hi-ho, everybody!

It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s just crying out for a caption or seventeen. You provide said captions by leaving them in the comments section. Next saturday, I declare a winner, and we all repair to the celebratory dance…er…congratulate that winner.

So, are you ready? Good! Then we’ll begin.

Giant Bra Disaster Ready…set…snark!

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24 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Rampaging Lingerie Edition”

  1. Kerry June 7, 2009 at 12:40 pm #

    So that’s where I left my my bra!

  2. Jennie June 7, 2009 at 12:55 pm #

    One day Lady Liberty had had enough. “The damned thing keeps riding up while I raising my torch. It just had to go!”

  3. Chelsea June 7, 2009 at 12:58 pm #

    Of course they’re real. Why do you ask?

  4. TropicalChrome June 7, 2009 at 3:00 pm #

    The REAL reason bras are rarely offered in larger sizes: storage issues.

  5. Ravna June 7, 2009 at 4:09 pm #

    “And that’s why the Jolly Green Giant stays jolly. “

  6. gemdiva June 7, 2009 at 4:53 pm #

    Determined not to be outdone by the Chinese footwear industry’s giant shoe entry, the Italian garment manufacturers countered with their own oversized entry. The world held its breath waiting for the unveiling of the giant Samoan Mumu which was currently serving as a temporary shelter for refugee children.

  7. gemdiva June 7, 2009 at 4:55 pm #

    Oh the humanity!

  8. Grace June 7, 2009 at 5:06 pm #

    C’mon, men, if you build it, they will come!

  9. Leigh June 7, 2009 at 5:30 pm #

    And the public goes wild over Victoria’s Secret’s new full-coverage bra!

  10. Karlita June 7, 2009 at 6:34 pm #

    Finally! They made one in my size!

  11. scattered marbles June 7, 2009 at 9:45 pm #

    “…And this is just further proof that the obesity epidemic is threatening all our lives, back to you in the studio Anne”

  12. Sarah June 8, 2009 at 12:50 am #

    If you won’t include us in your fashion week tents, we’ll just have to put up our own.

  13. oliviacw June 8, 2009 at 2:27 am #

    This model of bra may in fact in have too much padding.

  14. lizb June 8, 2009 at 9:35 am #

    The producers of the recent update of “The Attack of the 50-foot Woman” didn’t take into account the potential for disaster when they called for a seductive strip-tease scene.

  15. Sabayon June 8, 2009 at 11:23 am #

    Damn, that’s where my token demure white bra went.

  16. TeleriB June 8, 2009 at 11:55 am #

    The latest installation by Christo and Jean-Claude caused consternation at rush hour.

  17. jojokaffe June 8, 2009 at 1:03 pm #

    And for another example of publicly viewable women’s lingerie causing rubber necking and traffic jams, we go to Steve downtown.

  18. Fabrisse June 8, 2009 at 2:29 pm #

    How did Mom’s bra get out of the wash?

  19. Fabrisse June 8, 2009 at 2:30 pm #

    Where’s the ski lift?

  20. haeiley June 8, 2009 at 10:37 pm #

    There were 30 injured and four still missing after an incident at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. It seems the Betty Boop balloon had a wardrobe malfunction.

  21. Bree June 9, 2009 at 1:10 pm #

    I’d tell King Kong and his ladyfriend to get a room, but there’s not one big enough.

  22. dcsurfergirl June 9, 2009 at 8:15 pm #

    I knew I dropped my shuttle launcher somewhere!

  23. Elizabeth June 12, 2009 at 11:24 pm #

    Got milk? Yep.

  24. Katya July 16, 2009 at 2:11 pm #

    I worry about men vivid imagination now!!!