Hi-ho, everybody!
It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s just crying out for a caption or seventeen. You provide said captions by leaving them in the comments section. Next saturday, I declare a winner, and we all repair to the celebratory dance…er…congratulate that winner.
So, are you ready? Good! Then we’ll begin.
Ready…set…snark!
So that’s where I left my my bra!
Comment by Kerry — June 7, 2009 @ 12:40 pm
One day Lady Liberty had had enough. “The damned thing keeps riding up while I raising my torch. It just had to go!”
Comment by Jennie — June 7, 2009 @ 12:55 pm
Of course they’re real. Why do you ask?
Comment by Chelsea — June 7, 2009 @ 12:58 pm
The REAL reason bras are rarely offered in larger sizes: storage issues.
Comment by TropicalChrome — June 7, 2009 @ 3:00 pm
“And that’s why the Jolly Green Giant stays jolly. “
Comment by Ravna — June 7, 2009 @ 4:09 pm
Determined not to be outdone by the Chinese footwear industry’s giant shoe entry, the Italian garment manufacturers countered with their own oversized entry. The world held its breath waiting for the unveiling of the giant Samoan Mumu which was currently serving as a temporary shelter for refugee children.
Comment by gemdiva — June 7, 2009 @ 4:53 pm
Oh the humanity!
Comment by gemdiva — June 7, 2009 @ 4:55 pm
C’mon, men, if you build it, they will come!
Comment by Grace — June 7, 2009 @ 5:06 pm
And the public goes wild over Victoria’s Secret’s new full-coverage bra!
Comment by Leigh — June 7, 2009 @ 5:30 pm
Finally! They made one in my size!
Comment by Karlita — June 7, 2009 @ 6:34 pm
“…And this is just further proof that the obesity epidemic is threatening all our lives, back to you in the studio Anne”
Comment by scattered marbles — June 7, 2009 @ 9:45 pm
If you won’t include us in your fashion week tents, we’ll just have to put up our own.
Comment by Sarah — June 8, 2009 @ 12:50 am
This model of bra may in fact in have too much padding.
Comment by oliviacw — June 8, 2009 @ 2:27 am
The producers of the recent update of “The Attack of the 50-foot Woman” didn’t take into account the potential for disaster when they called for a seductive strip-tease scene.
Comment by lizb — June 8, 2009 @ 9:35 am
Damn, that’s where my token demure white bra went.
Comment by Sabayon — June 8, 2009 @ 11:23 am
The latest installation by Christo and Jean-Claude caused consternation at rush hour.
Comment by TeleriB — June 8, 2009 @ 11:55 am
And for another example of publicly viewable women’s lingerie causing rubber necking and traffic jams, we go to Steve downtown.
Comment by jojokaffe — June 8, 2009 @ 1:03 pm
How did Mom’s bra get out of the wash?
Comment by Fabrisse — June 8, 2009 @ 2:29 pm
Where’s the ski lift?
Comment by Fabrisse — June 8, 2009 @ 2:30 pm
There were 30 injured and four still missing after an incident at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. It seems the Betty Boop balloon had a wardrobe malfunction.
Comment by haeiley — June 8, 2009 @ 10:37 pm
I’d tell King Kong and his ladyfriend to get a room, but there’s not one big enough.
Comment by Bree — June 9, 2009 @ 1:10 pm
I knew I dropped my shuttle launcher somewhere!
Comment by dcsurfergirl — June 9, 2009 @ 8:15 pm
Got milk? Yep.
Comment by Elizabeth — June 12, 2009 @ 11:24 pm
I worry about men vivid imagination now!!!
Comment by Katya — July 16, 2009 @ 2:11 pm