Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Rampaging Lingerie Edition
By TwistieHi-ho, everybody!
It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s just crying out for a caption or seventeen. You provide said captions by leaving them in the comments section. Next saturday, I declare a winner, and we all repair to the celebratory dance…er…congratulate that winner.
So, are you ready? Good! Then we’ll begin.
Ready…set…snark!
June 7th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
So that’s where I left my my bra!
June 7th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
One day Lady Liberty had had enough. “The damned thing keeps riding up while I raising my torch. It just had to go!”
June 7th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Of course they’re real. Why do you ask?
June 7th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
The REAL reason bras are rarely offered in larger sizes: storage issues.
June 7th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
“And that’s why the Jolly Green Giant stays jolly. “
June 7th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Determined not to be outdone by the Chinese footwear industry’s giant shoe entry, the Italian garment manufacturers countered with their own oversized entry. The world held its breath waiting for the unveiling of the giant Samoan Mumu which was currently serving as a temporary shelter for refugee children.
June 7th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Oh the humanity!
June 7th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
C’mon, men, if you build it, they will come!
June 7th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
And the public goes wild over Victoria’s Secret’s new full-coverage bra!
June 7th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Finally! They made one in my size!
June 7th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
“…And this is just further proof that the obesity epidemic is threatening all our lives, back to you in the studio Anne”
June 8th, 2009 at 12:50 am
If you won’t include us in your fashion week tents, we’ll just have to put up our own.
June 8th, 2009 at 2:27 am
This model of bra may in fact in have too much padding.
June 8th, 2009 at 9:35 am
The producers of the recent update of “The Attack of the 50-foot Woman” didn’t take into account the potential for disaster when they called for a seductive strip-tease scene.
June 8th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Damn, that’s where my token demure white bra went.
June 8th, 2009 at 11:55 am
The latest installation by Christo and Jean-Claude caused consternation at rush hour.
June 8th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
And for another example of publicly viewable women’s lingerie causing rubber necking and traffic jams, we go to Steve downtown.
June 8th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
How did Mom’s bra get out of the wash?
June 8th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Where’s the ski lift?
June 8th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
There were 30 injured and four still missing after an incident at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. It seems the Betty Boop balloon had a wardrobe malfunction.
June 9th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
I’d tell King Kong and his ladyfriend to get a room, but there’s not one big enough.
June 9th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
I knew I dropped my shuttle launcher somewhere!
June 12th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Got milk? Yep.
July 16th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I worry about men vivid imagination now!!!