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Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Rampaging Lingerie Edition: The Results | Manolo for the Big Girl

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Rampaging Lingerie Edition: The Results

You guys are killing me you know. But in a good way.

Last week I presented you all with this…Very Special Image:

Giant Bra Disaster and you went to town, providing me with twenty-three captions to consider for it. It’s almost like you want me to earn my paycheck or something!

What’s more, you referenced everything from bizarre art installations to cheesy old movies to the Macy*s Thanksgiving Day parade, to classic ad campaigns. How do you expect me to choose just one caption to laud???

You may expect me to choose, but I’m going to punt this week and award one caption per cup, as it were. That’s still woefully inadequate, but at least I don’t have to pick just one.

And so, I want you all to give a big round of applause to the winners.

The first is TropicalChrome for telling us all the truth, painful though it may be:

The REAL reason bras are rarely offered in larger sizes: storage issues.

The second (though in reality, I think they’re equal) is Sarah for this soul-stirring battlecry:

If you won’t include us in your fashion week tents, we’ll just have to put up our own.

Sing it, sister!

Seriously, folks, this was incredibly difficult to judge. And you know how that makes me feel? Proud of one of the most creative, most deranged readerships on teh intarwebz!

Congratulations to the winners, and my sincere thanks to everyone who played. You all made my week…along with Miss Plumcake and her awesome Troll-bashing Hammer of Might. Each and every one of you is superfantastic in the extreme.

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