Hey Ho Campers!
Last week I tossed out this inimitable image:
and you slammed me back with seven different deliciously deranged captions. Funnily enough, for some reason I didn’t even really notice the scarf motif that inspired most of you until you started sending in your captions. Now I can’t look away from them.
But mere scarves are not enough to win in this contest. They factor, but they are not enough on their own. And thus it is that I am proud to announce that our winner this week is the superfantastic gemdiva for this priceless beatdown:
Listen you…. you’re lucky all I did was take away your scarf. The last guy who said I looked like John Goodman is selling fake Marc Jacobs handbags from a pushcart on the street across from MOMA.
Scarves, designer knockoffs, super hot big guy John Goodman, and MOMA? I am not worthy.
Congratulations, gemdiva! And thanks to everyone who played!