When it started out I was just a simple country girl with a dream. A dream that meant our work week started with, if not a bang, then at least someone deserving of one. Thus the Monday Hotness was born.
And this is the part of the story wherein I pick a bone with our readers.
Y’all have been bogarting the hotness.
Have I wronged you in some way? Did I make fun of people who wear novelty socks and collect cats one time too many (p.s., I still hate your socks)? What gives?
What I want are some damn reparations.
Here’s how it works.
You nominate a guy in your life, you email or Facebook me a picture of JUST THE GUY that’s at least 400 pixels wide and he goes in the drawing to be part of the Monday Hotness that will run through August. Remember, we take the broad view of hotness here, so all shapes, sizes, colors, eras (that means old photos count) and lifestyles are warmly invited.
No Naked People. I mean it. Especially no HAPPY naked people. Shirtless is fine, but anything else falls into the category of Things I Don’t Need to Know About Your Life
No Children. It’s not that I don’t love children, which I don’t, but bitter experience has taught me that you cannot post one photo of a child without it being a signal for everyone in the entire planet whether they read this blog or not to send in photos of THEIR gifted and gluten-intolerant Madisons and Aidans and then I will lose my mind because I nearly just apoplexied myself on a minirant about Aidan was a perfectly good saint until the stupid aspirational yuppies WHO’VE PROBABLY NEVER EVEN BEEN TO LINDISFARNE took my favorite saint’s name and ruined it all to hell and I SWEAR if ANYONE starts naming their kids Cuthbert I’m coming after you with blue-veined cheeses. So uh, yeah. No kids. This also means no on under 18 so you teenage big girls are just gonna have to wait.
No People Who Would Come and Kill Me if I Posted Their Photo on the Internet. self-explanatory
No Pictures of Dude Posing Next to Their Cars/Trucks/Bikes. also self-explanatory. Plus people who do this are ridiculous and I’m the only person allowed to be ridiculous on this blog.
Please submit a name and a teensy bit about him and why he should be the Monday Hotness. All submitted images become property of shoeblogs LLC for use on this blog. Okay gang, Bring. It. On.