Anybody familiar with the brilliant British sitcom Coupling will know instantly what I mean when I say “the giggle loop” for those of you who don’t know, watch this. Done? Good.
I have something like a “swear loop” wherein I accidentally swear at the worst possible time. So in an effort to stop getting kicked out of baptisms I’ve trained myself to replace traditional profanities (which I know and love) with other, amusing but equally satisfying words. Currently “pants” “divot” and “aubergine” are getting a lot of play around Château Gâteau.
Today Miss Plumcake wants to know:
What is your favorite ONE WORD (meaning ONE. WORD.) fauxfanity?