I am NOT posting drunk (I had to edit that three times. “I am not posting drink”, “I am not posting dunk” were two earlier iterations. But seriously, I’m not) but it IS really late here at Chateau Gateau and perhaps my evening toddy has already been consumed and btw I think I’m having an allergic reaction to my eyebrow wax so here:
Shiny shiny colorful metallic lamé mini-platform heels from Pierre Darre, available up to a size 11 in a ton of colors (including a red guaranteed to make at least one drag queen rip them off you feet in a jealous rage). They’re the perfect combination of Grace Kelly and Grace Jones and for $80, you need them. The end.