Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Hippity Hoppity Edition
Howdy all! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You know how this works. I post a picture that’s crying out for a good caption. You provide your best zingers in the comments section of this post. Next saturday I will declare a winner and there will be much rejoicing.
Got that?
Good! Then we’ll begin.
Take a gander at this and get cracking:
Ready…set…snark!



Harvey always felt so alone in a crowd.
“I knew I should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque.”
No matter what part he auditioned for, Neil was always cast in the dream sequence.
The White Rabbit knew that the worst had happened. He was, in fact, late, and the prospect of dashing up Madison Avenue in the wrong direction was a daunting one.
George suddenly realized he would never be a Playboy Bunny.
(I almost didn’t add one because yours was so great, Synnamin)
While waiting for his bride to make it to the altar, Harold, who disliked being the center of attention, belatedly reflected on the wisdom of holding the wedding at the playboy mansion.
Everard regretted taking the train to the Donnie Darko fan convention.
Follow-spot on the pooka? Great Harvey, just keep going…
OTHER WHITE MEAT? Whatever did you mean Alice?
Do not gaze into Killer Bunny’s eyes…by then it will be too late.
Jake Gyllenhaal will be here soon, he’s beenunexpectedly detained by someone called ‘Plumcake’.
“Gaze not too long into the abyss-bunny’s eyes, lest the abyss-bunny turn its gaze upon you.”
The Easter bunny decided he should have listened to his mother and become a doctor the first time he was faced with a horde of chocoholics…while holding the very last chocolate egg.
He thought to himself, “Ohh, they soooo don’t pay me enough for this”.