Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Manolos on the Loose Edition
Hey ho, everyone! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You know how this works. I post a picture that’s simply howling to be captioned. You send in your best captions via the comments section, and next saturday I announce a winner to general rejoicing.
This week’s pick is sort of my version of the Daily Kick. Have fun!
Ready…set…snark!
It was hard for the Jolly Green Giant to keep his cross-dressing a secret …
The next morning, the Prince realized just how difficult it would be to return the glass slipper.
It was with mixed feelings of excitement and understandable fear that Prince Charming began his quest.
Twenty years later, psychiatrists held a conference to explore the mystery of how the town had produced an entire generation of foot fetishists.
Giant Cinderella had almost made it across the park when the clock struck midnight.
Old Mother Hubbard sold up and went fabulous.
The prince couldn’t understand why everyone kept telling him to forget about her, that there were more ‘appropriate’ women in the kingdom. Sure she had stepped on some toes at the ball, but clearly the elegant d’orsay heel was evidence of her refinement and taste. Plus, on a more personal level, after many rejections, the prince couldn’t help but hope that perhaps he had finally found the woman who could understand that in the scheme of things size doesn’t matter…
Where the Park Avenue princesses take their kids to the park. Most stylish slide ever!
The prince didn’t understand why everyone was telling him to forget about her and that there were more ‘appropriate’ women in the kingdom. Sure she had stepped on some toes at the ball, but clearly the silver d’orsay heel was evidence of her elegance and refinement. Plus, on a more intimate level, after many rejections, the prince couldn’t help but hope that he had finally found the woman who would understand that in the grand scheme of things size really doesn’t matter…
The Silver Peep-Toe Slide was the most popular addition to the Manolo Blahnik Children’s Playground.
After seeing the shoe,Prince charming decided he was better off without Cinderella
No kid’s going to slide on that!
The Carrie Bradshaw Memorial. A recreation of the shoe that killed her.
I swear I posted this already, but I had one.
The Silver Peep-Toe Slide was quickly becoming the favorite item at the Manolo Blahnik Playground.
. . . Just took a while to hit, lol. Ignore that second post *blushes*
Until that moment, no one really believed The Iron Giant’s letter to Penthouse.
The Lilliputians just knew there was something different about Gulliver this time…
King Kong 2: He’s Back… And He’s Fabulous!
It is a well known tall tale that Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox created the Grand Canyon and Minnesota’s 10,000 lakes. But a taller tale still is the off-off-off-off-Broadway musical which they co-wrote and starred in: “Paulette Bunion and Babe the Pink Ox,” an idea later stolen by Monty Python in their “Lumberjack Song.”
Once the kids were grown and out on their own, the Old Woman gave herself and her home an extreme makeover, registered with EHarmony. and booked a singles cruise to Turks and Caicos.
well– if i could lie down in heels, of course i’d wear them every day!