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Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Manolos on the Loose Edition | Manolo for the Big Girl

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Manolos on the Loose Edition

Hey ho, everyone! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You know how this works. I post a picture that’s simply howling to be captioned. You send in your best captions via the comments section, and next saturday I announce a winner to general rejoicing.

This week’s pick is sort of my version of the Daily Kick. Have fun!

Massive Shoe

Ready…set…snark!

21 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Manolos on the Loose Edition”

  1. Fabrisse August 30, 2009 at 11:34 am #

    It was hard for the Jolly Green Giant to keep his cross-dressing a secret …

  2. Emily August 30, 2009 at 1:46 pm #

    The next morning, the Prince realized just how difficult it would be to return the glass slipper.

  3. Sniper August 30, 2009 at 2:17 pm #

    It was with mixed feelings of excitement and understandable fear that Prince Charming began his quest.

  4. perletwo August 30, 2009 at 2:33 pm #

    Twenty years later, psychiatrists held a conference to explore the mystery of how the town had produced an entire generation of foot fetishists.

  5. Margo August 30, 2009 at 3:23 pm #

    Giant Cinderella had almost made it across the park when the clock struck midnight.

  6. Margo August 30, 2009 at 3:37 pm #

    Old Mother Hubbard sold up and went fabulous.

  7. Gina August 30, 2009 at 3:48 pm #

    The prince couldn’t understand why everyone kept telling him to forget about her, that there were more ‘appropriate’ women in the kingdom. Sure she had stepped on some toes at the ball, but clearly the elegant d’orsay heel was evidence of her refinement and taste. Plus, on a more personal level, after many rejections, the prince couldn’t help but hope that perhaps he had finally found the woman who could understand that in the scheme of things size doesn’t matter…

  8. Chantal August 30, 2009 at 5:05 pm #

    Where the Park Avenue princesses take their kids to the park. Most stylish slide ever!

  9. Gina August 30, 2009 at 5:37 pm #

    The prince didn’t understand why everyone was telling him to forget about her and that there were more ‘appropriate’ women in the kingdom. Sure she had stepped on some toes at the ball, but clearly the silver d’orsay heel was evidence of her elegance and refinement. Plus, on a more intimate level, after many rejections, the prince couldn’t help but hope that he had finally found the woman who would understand that in the grand scheme of things size really doesn’t matter…

  10. Cassie August 30, 2009 at 7:17 pm #

    The Silver Peep-Toe Slide was the most popular addition to the Manolo Blahnik Children’s Playground.

  11. jessie August 30, 2009 at 8:34 pm #

    After seeing the shoe,Prince charming decided he was better off without Cinderella

  12. emmme August 30, 2009 at 9:58 pm #

    No kid’s going to slide on that!

  13. Mrs. Hendricks August 30, 2009 at 10:09 pm #

    The Carrie Bradshaw Memorial. A recreation of the shoe that killed her.

  14. Cassie August 30, 2009 at 11:13 pm #

    I swear I posted this already, but I had one.

    The Silver Peep-Toe Slide was quickly becoming the favorite item at the Manolo Blahnik Playground.

  15. Cassie August 31, 2009 at 1:57 am #

    . . . Just took a while to hit, lol. Ignore that second post *blushes*

  16. Anastasia Beaverhausen August 31, 2009 at 3:08 pm #

    Until that moment, no one really believed The Iron Giant’s letter to Penthouse.

  17. Sara A. August 31, 2009 at 3:22 pm #

    The Lilliputians just knew there was something different about Gulliver this time…

  18. Nomie August 31, 2009 at 10:03 pm #

    King Kong 2: He’s Back… And He’s Fabulous!

  19. laurakeet August 31, 2009 at 11:30 pm #

    It is a well known tall tale that Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox created the Grand Canyon and Minnesota’s 10,000 lakes. But a taller tale still is the off-off-off-off-Broadway musical which they co-wrote and starred in: “Paulette Bunion and Babe the Pink Ox,” an idea later stolen by Monty Python in their “Lumberjack Song.”

  20. gemdiva September 1, 2009 at 12:39 pm #

    Once the kids were grown and out on their own, the Old Woman gave herself and her home an extreme makeover, registered with EHarmony. and booked a singles cruise to Turks and Caicos.

  21. janie September 3, 2009 at 2:34 am #

    well– if i could lie down in heels, of course i’d wear them every day!