I think we all know I hate this shoe:
Yes. It’s a lug-soled mary jane with a wraparound kitty design.
However, once upon a time in the not too hazy past I actually owned a pair of these, except they were black and the kitties were, you guessed it, pink. To my credit I only wore them once before my better nature (and friends who called me “pussy foot”) took over but there you have it. I owned these shoes.
The question is, are those kitty creepers better or worse than these discosasters from Irregular Choice:
I mean, a lug-soled, top-stitched, “Punk died and all I got were these stupid kitten shoes” creeper is only going to give you so much. It doesn’t get above its station.
And yet these platforms — even though I really might wear them sans kittens– might be the worse offense despite their cheesecakey goodness.
I am torn.
Which cat shoe is more offensive?